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Another zombie thread
« on: October 03, 2009, 08:16:24 PM »
imagine the scenario.

you wake up tomorrow to find that a zombie virus is infecting the world and is starting to affect the nearest town/ city near you.

What would you do in the short term? Long term? what would you take? where would you go? how would you get there? What would you do if your wife got infected?

thought this could be fun, so lets go.

you are a redneck when You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk.

You know your a redneck You ever got too drunk to fish.

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Re: Another zombie thread
« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2009, 08:18:53 PM »
I'd roll over and go back to bed.


Badgersmilk

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Re: Another zombie thread
« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2009, 08:51:55 PM »


Baby, is that a new perfume your wearing?

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Re: Another zombie thread
« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2009, 09:02:38 PM »
 get a divorce, just like when the LAST ONE started looking like that.

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Re: Another zombie thread
« Reply #4 on: October 03, 2009, 09:15:12 PM »
Tell the wife, Oil of Olay ain't doin' S***.

When in doubt, I'd go to the ocean on the biggest freakin yacht I could get my hands on, shoot my way to the marina, untie and go.

Guess I'd be having fish for a while, island hop and do recon to find uncontaminated populations. Otherwise, "F" em, I'll live at sea.

P.S I promised Hazcat I would pick him up first.

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Re: Another zombie thread
« Reply #5 on: Today at 10:22:34 PM »

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Re: Another zombie thread
« Reply #5 on: October 04, 2009, 07:17:43 AM »
Tell the wife, Oil of Olay ain't doin' S***.

When in doubt, I'd go to the ocean on the biggest freakin yacht I could get my hands on, shoot my way to the marina, untie and go.

Guess I'd be having fish for a while, island hop and do recon to find uncontaminated populations. Otherwise, "F" em, I'll live at sea.

P.S I promised Hazcat I would pick him up first.



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Re: Another zombie thread
« Reply #6 on: October 04, 2009, 07:44:33 AM »
Dont they all turn into their mothers one day???

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Re: Another zombie thread
« Reply #7 on: October 04, 2009, 09:20:03 AM »
P.S I promised Hazcat I would pick him up first.

What about me? I have better toys.  ;D
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Re: Another zombie thread
« Reply #8 on: October 04, 2009, 09:38:37 AM »
Somebody's gotta re-populate the earth!  See ya at the party!


How fun is it to sit 30' off the shore having a Zombie shooting party?!?  Am I the first ever to realize they cant swim???  COOL! ;D

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Re: Another zombie thread
« Reply #9 on: October 04, 2009, 01:09:30 PM »
Why cant they swim.... or drive a boat?
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