And you wondered why they make bayonets. 
FQ13
And rope.
Got that CZ-82 for sale yet? ? ? ? ? ? ?

I had a run-in with a building inspector in illinois many many years ago. The building was an old Victorian stick style house that had been an apartment downstairs and 4 rooms let upstairs. I converted it to single family. One inspector showed up for the annual inspection, I told her it wasn't a rooming house anymore, and she left. Three months later, I get a letter followed closely by an inspector who promptly wrote my up for a dozen infractions - most of which had been there when I bought the house - the same house that had been inspected annually for 30+ years.
I tried to argue that some of the so-called infractions - cracked and peeling paint - were because I was actually, you know, stripping the gazillion layers of paper and paint that had accumulated on the plaster walls, but that didn't seem to faze her. I filed a complaint with her boss, who from his desk in City hall eliminated all but 2 or 3 of the so-called infractions. He left the cracked and peeling paint - safety, ya know, for the children.
Some weeks later there is an article in the paper about how the Tenants Organization in that town had successfully gone to court to break a land trust on one really bad, nasty, run down building in town. You guessed it - owned and operated by same inspector and her husband. Her defense? I'm a building inspector and there is nothing wrong with that building.
The building was independently inspected, and the new inspector found 62 code violations - and 3 zoning violations. Since she was an EEOC hire (black woman) she got a month off at the taxpayer's expense and free re-training.
My house? Her boss made an appointment with me a couple weeks after the paper articles ran, showed up, barely walked in the door, and wrote off all of the so-called "infractions" saying, this is a single family house and you're clearly fixing it up. He could not sign the paper and get out of my house fast enough.
Building inspectors serve a purpose I am sure, but not in my experience. Ever.