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Re: Help Obama win the Heisman Trophy!
« Reply #20 on: October 10, 2009, 12:04:20 AM »
Quote from: ericire12 on October 09, 2009, 02:08:26 PM
Is that Celebrity Jeopardy or the regular one ;D
The only way he could win is if he went up against Wolf Blitzer and chris "I have a tingle up my leg" matthews
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Re: Help Obama win the Heisman Trophy!
« Reply #21 on: October 10, 2009, 08:18:51 AM »
Quote from: Dakotaranger on October 10, 2009, 12:04:20 AM
The only way he could win is if he went up against Wolf Blitzer and chris "I have a tingle up my leg" matthews

It all depends on if the teleprompter is giving good answers or not.

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Re: Help Obama win the Heisman Trophy!
« Reply #22 on: October 10, 2009, 11:41:48 AM »
News Flash…This just in…

OSLO, NORWAY, Oct. 10 – Once again in a surprise move today, Thorbjorn Jagland, the chairman of the Norwegian Nobel Committee appeared  for an early announcement of the 2010 Nobel Peace prize winner. 

The reporters gathered in Oslo, hanging on every word as the chairman uttered the name of next year's winner.  “The winner of the 2010 Nobel Prize for Peace is...US President, Barack H. Obama,” said Jagland.

He continued to say, explaining the selection, “We know that not much has changed since yesterday but the committee is even more confident today that Barack Obama is contributing to improve the international climate, to strengthen the international bodies such as the UN for instance.  All while continuing to weaken America’s economy, military, individual liberty and influence in the world.  The committee wants to, not only endorse, but contribute to enhancing that kind of international policy and the attitudes which he stands for.”

Just hours after the announcement, President Obama appeared at the White House rose garden for a brief statement of acceptance. 

He said, "The first time I didn't feel it, but this time I feel it, and I can't deny the fact you like me. Right now, you like me!"
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Re: Help Obama win the Heisman Trophy!
« Reply #23 on: October 10, 2009, 12:18:58 PM »
Oh .. and making jokes about 0bummer is too easy. Here's a guy who has failed miserably despite all of the HopeyChangey hype and owning both Houses of Congress, every thug dictator in the world is building nuclear missiles to fire at us, he bows down to Saudi kings and goes on his world apology tour, goes to Copenhagen while soldiers are dying because he "needs longer" to read the request for more troops than he did to choose a damn dog and loses the Olympics, the dollar is worth less every day because he ordered the printing presses to go full bore back in January to pay for his job-losing "stimulus," his Cap & Tax fiasco will put the final nail in the U.S. economy and create more wealth in China and India, .. and yet he secured to Nobel Peace Prize?!

Well good .. now he's permanently lumped in with losers like Algoron and Jimmy Carter! Congrats.
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« Reply #24 on: October 10, 2009, 01:02:39 PM »
Quote from: Johnny Bravo on October 10, 2009, 12:18:58 PM
Oh .. and making jokes about 0bummer is too easy. Here's a guy who has failed miserably despite all of the HopeyChangey hype and owning both Houses of Congress, every thug dictator in the world is building nuclear missiles to fire at us, he bows down to Saudi kings and goes on his world apology tour, goes to Copenhagen while soldiers are dying because he "needs longer" to read the request for more troops than he did to choose a damn dog and loses the Olympics, the dollar is worth less every day because he ordered the printing presses to go full bore back in January to pay for his job-losing "stimulus," his Cap & Tax fiasco will put the final nail in the U.S. economy and create more wealth in China and India, .. and yet he secured to Nobel Peace Prize?!

Well good .. now he's permanently lumped in with losers like Algoron and Jimmy Carter! Congrats.



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Re: Help Obama win the Heisman Trophy!
« Reply #25 on: Today at 08:00:16 AM »
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Re: Help Obama win the Heisman Trophy!
« Reply #25 on: October 11, 2009, 07:55:41 AM »
It gets worse....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sraqNvbC7oo

...in the new Super Special Collectors Edition, Lucas edits out Luke and puts Obama in his place....


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Re: Help Obama win the Heisman Trophy!
« Reply #26 on: October 12, 2009, 10:37:27 AM »
Fun with photoshop:

Time helps Obama win every other award known to man......

http://www.time.com/time/photogallery/0,29307,1929504_1965645,00.html
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Re: Help Obama win the Heisman Trophy!
« Reply #27 on: October 12, 2009, 10:43:16 AM »
Quote from: ericire12 on October 12, 2009, 10:37:27 AM
Fun with photoshop:

Time helps Obama win every other award known to man......

http://www.time.com/time/photogallery/0,29307,1929504_1965645,00.html

Now THAT was funny (in a depressing kind of way)
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Re: Help Obama win the Heisman Trophy!
« Reply #28 on: October 12, 2009, 10:56:04 AM »
http://www.time.com/time/photogallery/0,29307,1929504_1965657,00.html

Notice they edited out the guy picking his nose ?  ;D

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