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fightingquaker13

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Re: God does not want me to get an AK (humor?)
« Reply #20 on: October 14, 2009, 03:28:46 PM »
Quote from: ericire12 on October 14, 2009, 03:03:13 PM
Should have went for the tenifer finish ;)
*And before you shoot off your mouth, Quaker....... No, god is most certainly NOT a Democrat.
On this we agree, but he sure ain't republican either. Here's a quick test to tell if you're going to the wrong church. Does your pastor, priest, rabbi, whatever's sermon line up eithr party's platform? If so ,fire the guy or find a new church. Just my .02 (and yes I include the libertarians or any other party in this test)
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Re: God does not want me to get an AK (humor?)
« Reply #21 on: October 14, 2009, 03:34:53 PM »
Quote from: PegLeg45 on October 14, 2009, 03:24:22 PM
Both..............in a camo pattern.....................I can enter it in the 'ugliest leg' thread.


Or.................Colt Blue. 

Black and Gold!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: God does not want me to get an AK (humor?)
« Reply #22 on: October 14, 2009, 03:42:34 PM »
Quote from: Hazcat on October 14, 2009, 03:34:53 PM
Black and Gold!!!!!!!!!!!

Best I can do on short notice is gold flames.....  http://www.fredslegs.com/partystyles.htm

 ;D  ;D  ;D


How the hell did it drift from FQ's AK to this? ......damn we're good.    ;D
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Re: God does not want me to get an AK (humor?)
« Reply #23 on: October 14, 2009, 03:45:33 PM »
Quote from: PegLeg45 on October 14, 2009, 03:42:34 PM
Best I can do on short notice is gold flames.....  http://www.fredslegs.com/partystyles.htm

 ;D  ;D  ;D


How the hell did it drift from FQ's AK to this? ......damn we're good.    ;D

But how would it fit?  After all this is 'Fredslegs" not" Pegslegs"   ;D


and yep...we are the MASTERS of thread drift!
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Re: God does not want me to get an AK (humor?)
« Reply #24 on: October 14, 2009, 03:49:33 PM »
Quote from: Hazcat on October 14, 2009, 03:45:33 PM
But how would it fit?  After all this is 'Fredslegs" not" Pegslegs"   ;D


and yep...we are the MASTERS of thread drift!


Maybe I need to start my own business........ "Peg's Legs: The Best Legs in Peg Legs"
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For the Patriots of this country, the Constitution is second only to the Bible for most. For those who love this country, but do not share my personal beliefs, it is their Bible. To them nothing comes before the Constitution of these United States of America. For this we are all labeled potential terrorists. ~ Dean Garrison

"When it comes to the enemy, just because they ain't pullin' a trigger, doesn't mean they ain't totin' ammo for those that are."~PegLeg

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Re: God does not want me to get an AK (humor?)
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Re: God does not want me to get an AK (humor?)
« Reply #25 on: October 14, 2009, 03:56:52 PM »
Quote from: PegLeg45 on October 14, 2009, 03:49:33 PM

Maybe I need to start my own business........ "Peg's Legs: The Best Legs in Peg Legs"

"Hand carved"   ;D
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Re: God does not want me to get an AK (humor?)
« Reply #26 on: October 14, 2009, 04:02:34 PM »
Quote from: Hazcat on October 14, 2009, 03:56:52 PM
"Hand carved"   ;D
Actually someone out there is doing this. One of the custom chopper shops was offering free custonized anodizing to GI's artificial legs. It inspired Doonesburys "Pimp your gimp" sequence. Funny as hell and a great idea. Why not go for the custom flame job?
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Re: God does not want me to get an AK (humor?)
« Reply #27 on: October 14, 2009, 04:13:46 PM »
Quote from: Badgersmilk on October 14, 2009, 01:25:03 PM
Buy the AK and rob a computer store.
I'm still laughing as I type this. Great line.
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Re: God does not want me to get an AK (humor?)
« Reply #28 on: October 14, 2009, 04:14:46 PM »
I like the duracoat idea
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Re: God does not want me to get an AK (humor?)
« Reply #29 on: October 14, 2009, 04:15:38 PM »
Quote from: PegLeg45 on October 14, 2009, 02:17:52 PM
;D  ;D  ;D  ;D

Just keep doing what you do best.  ;D  ;D  ;D


Besides, mine is titanium.  ;)

At the current price of Ti , if you sold it as scrap you could get a polymer replacement AND either a gun or accessories.   :o  ;D  ::)


Quote from: fightingquaker13 on October 14, 2009, 03:28:46 PM
On this we agree, but he sure ain't republican either. Here's a quick test to tell if you're going to the wrong church. Does your pastor, priest, rabbi, whatever's sermon line up eithr party's platform? If so ,fire the guy or find a new church. Just my .02 (and yes I include the libertarians or any other party in this test)
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I think I need to take my temperature, I have to agree with FQ on this. Your Church should be telling you "if you get pregnant you will go to Hell."  Their only LEGITIMATE concern, is your SPIRITUAL condition,  They stress 3 points :
1)  Defining whats "Right" and "Wrong" ( unplanned, unwed , etc. pregnancies are bad in most cultures.)
2)  No one is "Perfect".
3) No one is beyond Gods "Forgiveness"
On the other hand (Any and all ) have had the purpose of regulating trade and keeping the peace. It does not matter if you go back to the Egyptian Slave masters making sure the crops got planted, to an CountryWide executive juggling the books, their objective is "order", and "predictability".
My point is that one influences decide to act, while the other regulates, with force as needed, how you actually DO act, and the only place those 2 should mix is in YOUR head.
When your Government and religion are both saying the same thing one is overstepping their boundaries, to serve as a puppet of the other
Look at  Medieval France as an example of Govt just being a mouthpiece for Rome, and vice versa, with Popes being appointed (more or less) by Emperors.

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