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fightingquaker13

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Re: God does not want me to get an AK (humor?)
« Reply #40 on: October 14, 2009, 05:58:15 PM »
Quote from: Majer on October 14, 2009, 05:53:45 PM

Uh Eric, shouldn't that be "NOW"?
See rule one above. ;D
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Re: God does not want me to get an AK (humor?)
« Reply #41 on: October 14, 2009, 06:05:55 PM »
Quote from: ericire12 on October 14, 2009, 05:44:13 PM
Rule #1 Eric is NEVER right
Rule #2 If Eric is ever wrong RIGHT re-read rule #1


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Re: God does not want me to get an AK (humor?)
« Reply #42 on: October 14, 2009, 06:12:53 PM »
Quote from: Majer on October 14, 2009, 05:53:45 PM

Uh Eric, shouldn't that be "NOW"?

I dont know what you are talking about......... Thats my story and I'm sticking to it!
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Re: God does not want me to get an AK (humor?)
« Reply #43 on: October 14, 2009, 08:12:48 PM »
Thread Drifting has now accelerated to the consummate level.

Pros, simply pros..

Okay, lose the Methodist thing and go to back to karma FQ, whatever it is, you were not meant to have an AK right now.



See,...George doesn't want you have an AK either,... ;)

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Re: God does not want me to get an AK (humor?)
« Reply #44 on: October 14, 2009, 09:13:22 PM »
 ROFLMAO  ;D


FQ, If you want sympathy, you would do better with a dictionary.
It's between "Sh!t" and "Syphilis" in Websters.

                                        ;D

This is God's way of saying you whined and moaned for an AR, he dumps a good deal in your lap (that's the proper form of "You're" for this phrase ). And all you immediately do is start "groveling" for the AK YOU decided not to get in the first place.

                       ENJOY THE DARN AR !

                                                                   ;D   ::)   ;D  
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Re: God does not want me to get an AK (humor?)
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Re: God does not want me to get an AK (humor?)
« Reply #45 on: October 14, 2009, 10:27:24 PM »
I shoulda popped popcorn for this thread.


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Re: God does not want me to get an AK (humor?)
« Reply #46 on: October 14, 2009, 10:46:30 PM »
Thats why I posted this as humor boys. I deserve the kick in the ass. I just thought it was funny and I ain't too proud to tell tales on myself if I think its good for a laugh. Anyway, I have a good rifle and zero complaints. I just thought the situation was amusing (though I have no idea how theology got into the mix).
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Re: God does not want me to get an AK (humor?)
« Reply #47 on: October 14, 2009, 10:50:29 PM »
Quote from: fightingquaker13 on October 14, 2009, 10:46:30 PM
(though I have no idea how theology got into the mix).
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Ummm..... Read the title of the thread.





















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Re: God does not want me to get an AK (humor?)
« Reply #48 on: October 14, 2009, 10:52:02 PM »
Quote from: fightingquaker13 on October 14, 2009, 10:46:30 PM
Thats why I posted this as humor boys. I deserve the kick in the ass. I just thought it was funny and I ain't too proud to tell tales on myself if I think its good for a laugh. Anyway, I have a good rifle and zero complaints. I just thought the situation was amusing (though I have no idea how theology got into the mix).
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You should write a book...............or at least an epistle.........you could call it, "FQ's Tales of Irony and Woe".    ;D
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For the Patriots of this country, the Constitution is second only to the Bible for most. For those who love this country, but do not share my personal beliefs, it is their Bible. To them nothing comes before the Constitution of these United States of America. For this we are all labeled potential terrorists. ~ Dean Garrison

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Re: God does not want me to get an AK (humor?)
« Reply #49 on: October 15, 2009, 11:34:18 AM »
Quote from: PegLeg45 on October 14, 2009, 10:52:02 PM
You should write a book...............or at least an epistle.........you could call it, "FQ's Tales of Irony and Woe".    ;D


Or, "FQ's Cheez And Whine"     ;D
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