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Ulmus

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Re: My Personal Experience!
« Reply #10 on: October 14, 2009, 03:08:04 PM »
Blame Michael.  He trained the Rat and her babies to go after you because you weren't listening to Down Range Radio.  You should drag out the ol coffin anyways now.  You already suffered for it, so enjoy it.
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Re: My Personal Experience!
« Reply #11 on: October 14, 2009, 03:13:42 PM »
That reads like a preface to a Stephen King novel!

You from Derry, NH by any chance?

We had a truck driver come in yesterday with a pet rat on his shoulder that travels with him....
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Re: My Personal Experience!
« Reply #12 on: October 14, 2009, 03:18:01 PM »
Teresa, you've probably realized by now that if the rat and mice were in the coffin, in the daytime...are you catching my drift?  

ZOMBIES???????
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Re: My Personal Experience!
« Reply #13 on: October 14, 2009, 03:27:56 PM »
Quote from: ericire12 on October 14, 2009, 02:57:53 PM
Holy Sh**it.... I aint reading all that!

Seriously..... 17 paragraphs ??? My gosh, the first three paragraphs were nothing but rambling hoo-ha! I dont know what kind of cold medicine you are on, but you might want to scale it back a little now that you are feeling better.

I stopped reading at "ok.... back to my story.....". Can someone please give me the condensed version?

M'ette.

Sick.

Over-medicated and bored.

Rambling through an overcrowded barn.

Big Rat.

Squeak.

Sh*t!

Run.

Write about it for all to have a laugh.

 ;D  8)
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Re: My Personal Experience!
« Reply #14 on: October 14, 2009, 03:53:05 PM »
Great story T. I'm LMAO. Thanks
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Re: My Personal Experience!
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Re: My Personal Experience!
« Reply #15 on: October 14, 2009, 04:06:45 PM »
Quote from: PegLeg45 on October 14, 2009, 03:27:56 PM
M'ette.

Sick.

Over-medicated and bored.

Rambling through an overcrowded barn.

Big Rat.

Squeak.

Sh*t!

Run.

Write about it for all to have a laugh.

 ;D  8)

Thanks!!!
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Re: My Personal Experience!
« Reply #16 on: October 14, 2009, 04:08:56 PM »
Quote from: Texas_Bryan on October 14, 2009, 04:06:45 PM
Thanks!!!

+1

Hey M'ette...... Dont you still have that LCP ??? They dont call it a mouse gun for nothing ;)
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Re: My Personal Experience!
« Reply #17 on: October 14, 2009, 04:11:20 PM »
 


That's Rap I can live with. Any one who has one KNOWS, little sisters really ARE that bad.   ;D

Mine just turned 43   ::)
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Re: My Personal Experience!
« Reply #18 on: October 14, 2009, 08:27:44 PM »
Great story! What fun would it be getting the "old" Halloween crap without getting the "crap" scared out of you....

Trick or Treat Marshal'ette. Some traps, or that Barney Purple .22 should resolve the rat issue... ::)

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Re: My Personal Experience!
« Reply #19 on: October 14, 2009, 08:33:59 PM »
This should be in the joke thread, ROTFLMAO,  real humor is about real life, this is it. Glad your back.

Been in a deer blind, phone booth type, in the dark waiting for daylight, hearing things crawling around, got the flashlight out, to find mice not digging my presence, in their domicile, sucks, but improvise overcome adapt. I did not squash them in the blind, because, I did not want to alarm local game. Later we took action. I don't like rats or mice, especially on ME.

Nice story T.
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