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Badgersmilk

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Re: I'm not as think as you drunk I am
« Reply #10 on: October 17, 2009, 12:02:31 AM »
Quote from: brosometal on October 16, 2009, 08:05:49 PM
He needs LIFE ALERT!


"Help! I've fallen (in the beer isle) and I can't get up.

ROFLOL!!!   ;D

You KNOW he was saying.  "Just help me get back to my car.  I'll be fine from there."  :o

The store clerk should have told him.  "You just sold me that car for five bucks!  Here, sign the title over."  ;D
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Re: I'm not as think as you drunk I am
« Reply #11 on: October 17, 2009, 01:34:58 PM »
 I just e-mailed this to some friends, and with a keyboard disclaimer. Please move all liquid items away from the keyboard. Best drunk video ever award! Thanks, I now laugh every five minutes and can't stop!
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Re: I'm not as think as you drunk I am
« Reply #12 on: October 17, 2009, 01:49:22 PM »
I passed it on too.. Lord it is so pitiful.. but I laughed so hard! Poor bastards legs just wouldn't work.. feet sliding all over the floor trying to get up..  hahaha
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Re: I'm not as think as you drunk I am
« Reply #13 on: October 17, 2009, 03:15:38 PM »
I think this looks more like a dose of GHB--the date rape drug--you lose your legs real quick with that drug.  I mean, I have been in my cups in the past, but I fall asleep in the corner long before something like this can happen. 
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Re: I'm not as think as you drunk I am
« Reply #14 on: October 17, 2009, 06:00:46 PM »
 At that age if you fall asleep in the corner you are liable to be stapled, or duct taped there. Or become an "art" project  ;D
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Re: I'm not as think as you drunk I am
« Reply #15 on: October 17, 2009, 06:55:50 PM »
I think I've discovered the problem.  All excess fluids are stored in the back of the head.  The excess here created a heavier back of the head throwing off a normally agile drinker.  He just needs to drill a hole at base of his skull allowing all future excesses drain harmlessly away.
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