tsa agents took my son

[Woody]

 TSA The Security A$$holes. I'd rather take my safe and secure SUV.  The new SS.

[crusader rabbit]

M58 said, "One advantage is that I am 6'1" (a little more in my boots) and 260# (down from my former advertised 310#), and I don't look down or away from anyone.  I'm not cocky or swagering, but I walk tall and confident.  I answer every question yes sir and no sir, and if they look puzzled I will ask about any concerns prior to them forming an opinion and going after me."

I think he's got something there...  Size is an advantage.  If this Mom would have just put on another foot and swelled up to 260# as she stood there, well I just betcha that TSA agent would have been a lot more polite about taking her baby. 

Myself, I'm only 6' even and about 214, but I'm gonna try that sudden expansion of body mass stuff as soon as I figger how to do it.  Let's see...  wasn't there something about cosmic rays involved in that???  Would I have to turn green?

[ellis4538]

CR, I think it's time for the "Tin Foil Hat"!

Richard

[tt11758]

M58 said, "One advantage is that I am 6'1" (a little more in my boots) and 260# (down from my former advertised 310#), and I don't look down or away from anyone.  I'm not cocky or swagering, but I walk tall and confident.  I answer every question yes sir and no sir, and if they look puzzled I will ask about any concerns prior to them forming an opinion and going after me."

I think he's got something there...  Size is an advantage.  If this Mom would have just put on another foot and swelled up to 260# as she stood there, well I just betcha that TSA agent would have been a lot more polite about taking her baby. 

Myself, I'm only 6' even and about 214, but I'm gonna try that sudden expansion of body mass stuff as soon as I figger how to do it.  Let's see...  wasn't there something about cosmic rays involved in that???  Would I have to turn green?

No need to turn green, just start eating LOTS of gold (as in golden arches)   

[tombogan03884]

M58 said, "One advantage is that I am 6'1" (a little more in my boots) and 260# (down from my former advertised 310#), and I don't look down or away from anyone.  I'm not cocky or swagering, but I walk tall and confident.  I answer every question yes sir and no sir, and if they look puzzled I will ask about any concerns prior to them forming an opinion and going after me."

I think he's got something there...  Size is an advantage.  If this Mom would have just put on another foot and swelled up to 260# as she stood there, well I just betcha that TSA agent would have been a lot more polite about taking her baby. 

Myself, I'm only 6' even and about 214, but I'm gonna try that sudden expansion of body mass stuff as soon as I figger how to do it.  Let's see...  wasn't there something about cosmic rays involved in that???  Would I have to turn green?

Just think like a PO'd kitten, 
Turning Green should help though 

[Sponsor]

[MikeBjerum]

Just think like a PO'd kitten, 
Turning Green should help though 

Picture Haz holding a contained ammo dispenser and say clip.  That is the look you are going for 

[tombogan03884]

 M58 has it figured !
"Looming over" some one is not a matter of size, but of body language and attitude.

Have a 5 foot nothing mother of 6 foot + sons give you lessons  

[ratcatcher55]

A little too much drama from momma.

[tt11758]

M58 has it figured !
"Looming over" some one is not a matter of size, but of body language and attitude.

Have a 5 foot nothing mother of 6 foot + sons give you lessons  

Hell, my mama was 4-11, and still scared the shit out of me!!   

[Pathfinder]

TSA posted the video of the woman - post is completely untrue. Total elapsed time from the unsecured side of the machine to heading for the gate - less than 10 minutes. And the child was never out of her sight.

Nailed it!!!!!!!

Thanks Crusader Rabbit.

http://www.downrange.tv/forum/index.php?topic=9401.msg121649#msg121649

Now, if I really wore tin foil, I would claim that ain't the same woman bloggin as was shown in the TSA video  . . .