Can you feel the love 
This is the kind of group that would give you a big strong hug ( and mean every bit of it) and give you a wedgie at the same time ... all except M'ette ... She's the kind that would find a way to get you to go to the doc for a prostate exam out of concern, but she'd get there first and replace his KY with Icy Hot 
By the way, I forgot to ask how you mom is with this whole episode? After math is often worse than the actual event, and in this case she is facing as much shock as you even without being there. Hope it doesn't ruin the time away!
First of all,not loving the icy hot imagery.

Second Mom will never know. This is her trip, I'm just here to keep her company and I will not let those two idiots spoil it for her. The thing is, there isn't much aftermath. Last night I was a bit freaked out, adrenaline, the realization that I actually would have shot them, and just knowing how close it almost came to that. Now, after breakfast, it is falling into the category of "stuff you learn about yourself and others". Not a fun lesson, but a useful one.
Screw it! On to the Hunnley!

FQ13
PS thanks for the support. I really did need to talk about it and you guys understand.