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billt

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Why I'm A Democrat
« on: October 22, 2009, 09:19:20 AM »
WHY I'M A DEMOCRAT



I'm a Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

I'm a Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want.. I've decided to marry my sheep.

I'm a Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

I'm a Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

I'm a Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

I'm a Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.

I'm a Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

I'm a Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies, so long as we keep all death row inmates and al Qaeda terrorists alive.

I'm a Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.

I'm a Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters..

I'm a Democrat because it's unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.

"A Liberal is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own."


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Re: Why I'm A Democrat
« Reply #1 on: October 22, 2009, 10:28:22 AM »
10 Ring!
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Re: Why I'm A Democrat
« Reply #2 on: October 22, 2009, 02:06:42 PM »
I'm a democrat because:
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Re: Why I'm A Democrat
« Reply #3 on: October 22, 2009, 02:33:03 PM »
 Ostriches quit sticking their heads in the sand because it resulted in sore rectums. Liberals it seems are into that sort of thing.
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Re: Why I'm A Democrat
« Reply #4 on: October 22, 2009, 05:31:40 PM »
Quote from: tombogan03884 on October 22, 2009, 02:33:03 PM
Ostriches quit sticking their heads in the sand because it resulted in sore rectums. Liberals it seems are into that sort of thing.


Liberals ARE "sore rectums".   ;D
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Re: Why I'm A Democrat
« Reply #5 on: October 22, 2009, 08:05:59 PM »
Quote from: tt11758 on October 22, 2009, 05:31:40 PM

Liberals ARE CAUSE "sore rectums".   ;D

For the taxpayers and decent folk, that is.   ;)
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Re: Why I'm A Democrat
« Reply #6 on: October 22, 2009, 08:29:22 PM »
Quote from: billt on October 22, 2009, 09:19:20 AM

"A Liberal is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own."




Should read: "A Liberal is a person who will give away everything YOU own"
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Re: Why I'm A Democrat
« Reply #7 on: October 23, 2009, 09:26:20 AM »
Quote from: PegLeg45 on October 22, 2009, 08:05:59 PM
For the taxpayers and decent folk, that is.   ;)

BOHICA  >:(
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Re: Why I'm A Democrat
« Reply #8 on: October 23, 2009, 09:37:15 AM »
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Re: Why I'm A Democrat
« Reply #9 on: October 23, 2009, 12:10:23 PM »
 I'm a Democrap because I was dropped on my head as a child. Also I'm a gutless coward with more money than I know what to do with, so Nanny State policies and an ever increasing tax burden are PERFECT for me.


And for the ones who aren't to bright, that is sarcasm.
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