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Re: No Trick or Treaters This Year!
« Reply #20 on: October 31, 2009, 10:44:11 PM »
Lots of Kids at my door tonight. I answered wearing my wolfman mask and got a satisfying amount of squeals from the kids. I even scared one of the older boys in the neighborhood, into running from the door. The younger kids, for the most part, just laughed and held out their bags for the goodies.

I usually sit out front dressed as a faceless ghoul. Stone still until you get close to the candy bowl, or just after you take a piece and turn to leave.

This year, I took a page out of the illusionists playbook. If you stand behind spotlights, you can hide in plain sight. Just step out and watch the grand skidaddle  begin.
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Re: No Trick or Treaters This Year!
« Reply #21 on: October 31, 2009, 11:07:18 PM »
We didn't get a single one    :'(

all the lights on.   My wife is really disappoiinted, she got all dress up and every thing.


I always break all the clay pigeons,  some times its even with lead.

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Re: No Trick or Treaters This Year!
« Reply #22 on: October 31, 2009, 11:22:39 PM »
We didn't get a single one    :'(

all the lights on.   My wife is really disappoiinted, she got all dress up and every thing.


What did she dress up as?

Maybe you two can salvage the evening with some Halloween role playing................  ;)  ;D  ;D  ;D   :o





Sorry, as posted in another thread, I blame it on being jacked up on pixie-stix, candy corn, and mini-snickers.......we didn't have any trick-or-treater either...... :o  :o  ;D
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Re: No Trick or Treaters This Year!
« Reply #23 on: October 31, 2009, 11:59:02 PM »
We didn't have anyone show up so I'm glad we bought stuff that I like!

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Re: No Trick or Treaters This Year!
« Reply #24 on: November 01, 2009, 12:03:14 AM »
I'm usually on vacation on Halloween, and when I am home I like to give bags of candy to the elementary school for their party instead of passing it out at home. I'd rather let the little kids enjoy it instead of me giving out candy to the teenagers who come around.
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Re: No Trick or Treaters This Year!
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Re: No Trick or Treaters This Year!
« Reply #25 on: November 01, 2009, 12:04:42 AM »
What did she dress up as?

Maybe you two can salvage the evening with some Halloween role playing................  ;)  ;D  ;D  ;D   :o


A witch.  Now if it was a maid outfit...   :-X    ;D
I always break all the clay pigeons,  some times its even with lead.

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Re: No Trick or Treaters This Year!
« Reply #26 on: November 01, 2009, 06:33:50 AM »
We didn't have anyone show up so I'm glad we bought stuff that I like!

Same here! The youngest kids around here are in high school so I get what I want for deer camp.

There is less walking in the developments so I saw the minivans moving in formation.

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Re: No Trick or Treaters This Year!
« Reply #27 on: November 01, 2009, 08:00:54 AM »
Only visitor last night was a skunk.   :P

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Re: No Trick or Treaters This Year!
« Reply #28 on: November 01, 2009, 08:32:21 AM »
We didn't get a single one    :'(

all the lights on.   .........

You should have stayed out of sight with the lights on....dude....you scared them away.   :o
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Re: No Trick or Treaters This Year!
« Reply #29 on: November 01, 2009, 10:24:32 AM »
This was my 9th Halloween in my house and I have yet to ever have any trick or treaters.  :'( Last night I talked to my folks they hadn't had any either. They usually get quite a few little buggers down their street ???
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