Finally A Real Plan For Detroit!

[twyacht]

Getting smart up there..

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/detroit_sold_for_scrap

Detroit Sold For Scrap

DETROIT—Detroit, a former industrial metropolis in southeastern Michigan with a population of just under 1 million, was sold at auction Tuesday to bulk scrap dealers and smelting foundries across the United States.

Site of the former Detroit Museum of African-American History, which took in over $135.

"This is what's best for Detroit," Mayor stated. "We must act now, while we can still get a little something for it."

Once dismantled and processed, Detroit is expected to yield nearly 14 million tons of steel, 2.85 million tons of aluminum, and approximately 837,000 tons of copper.

The decision to demolish and cull Detroit for scrap was approved last month by a 6-3 City Council vote after a cost-benefit analysis revealed that, as a functioning urban area, it held a negative cash value.

According to scrap dealers, Detroit is an aging city in fair-to-poor condition, with "substantial wear and tear." It also bears the marks of extensive fire and rust damage, and it may not comply with current U.S. safety and emissions standards.

"There's little interest in the Detroit collectibles market right now, because virtually none of it is in mint condition," independent actuary and appraiser Arnold Cortier said. "The library, for example, is almost a hundred years old. If they're lucky, they'll cull some lead or pig iron."

Even structures in reasonably good condition will be scrapped, including the landmark Guardian Building. A last-minute attempt to spare it fell through late Monday when historical preservationists failed to put together the funds to tow the skyscraper out of town.

Other cities, such as New York, Chicago, and Los Angeles, did not bid, explaining that they already had too many historic Art Deco buildings of their own.

Scrap processors and brokers called the auction a "win-win" situation.

"Detroiters can finally say goodbye to an eyesore that's blighted them for generations," said Al Ranneke, an Allegheny, PA scrap peddler who offered cash for hundreds of tons of the city's many metal parts. "No more getting nickel-and-dimed to death on little repairs, no more kids cutting themselves on jagged, rusted corners, and it all gets hauled off at no charge."

Scrap dealer Vernon Mills pledged he would not "miss out on a good deal" as he hauled away what's left of Detroit's East Side.

Ranneke acquired several Detroit commercial districts and the steel-and-glass 1970s-era Renaissance Center for $4,000.

"I did them a favor," Ranneke said. "Believe me, Detroit's been around the block. I was willing to take it off their hands for six grand, but I caught a glimpse of that Ambassador Bridge and I said 'no way.' I am not Santa Claus."

Another company, Bayonne, NJ's A-1 Salvage, purchased the recently vacated Tiger Stadium for approximately $.17 a ton. A spokesman for the firm said that the People's Republic of China had expressed interest in purchasing the dismantled sports venue. China is the world's largest buyer of scrap metal, and could receive up to 80 percent of the city.

The city's pending shutdown will make thousands of items with no scrap value, and several train-cars full of law enforcement equipment such as handguns, battering rams, and police clubs and riot suits, available to other buyers.

Residents whose homes and businesses are scheduled to be razed will be offered jobs in demolition and debris clearance to compensate for lost income. It is expected that the approximately 7.6 percent of the population that is currently unemployed will be able to start immediately.

The official demolition of Detroit's remaining structures will begin April 17.


 

[tombogan03884]

To bad it isn't true. It isn't a bad idea..
In fact, MOST Northern cities would benefit from this treatment, then they could be rebuilt utilizing the benifits of prior planning instead of just expanding streets that started out as cow paths.

[Ulmus]

What they didn't say is that when the scrappers came to get the metal, they found out it had all been stolen 20 years ago! 

[Hazcat]

What they didn't say is that when the scrappers came to get the metal, they found out it had all been stolen 20 years ago! 

At least all of the copper. 

[PegLeg45]

At least all of the copper. 

Hell, it wasn't just the copper getting stolen around here........thieves were stealing storm drain and manhole covers a while back and selling it for scrap steel........until the cops tightened up on the scrap buyers and made them start keeping lists of sellers along with drivers license copies.

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[Rastus]

What they didn't say is that when the scrappers came to get the metal, they found out it had all been stolen 20 years ago! 

You win the prize today ! ! ! !

[Ulmus]

Thanks.

It's based on truth.  I remember many apartment buildings being stripped of their bricks because the value went up.  It was quite ramapant, too.  Over night, a three story apartment lost all their outside walls to theives.  the only bricks left were in the corners to "prop" the thing up!

It was wierd to see the different colored walls of the rooms from across the street.