I hope this guy is waiting as well!

The gay devil! It reminds me of the Adam Sandler movie, Little Nicky, where the devil has to pick the daily pineapple to shove up Hitler's south side. Hitler picks out a tiny one and the Harvey Keitel devil picks a sharp, watermelon sized one. Hitler says, "Are you shnerious.!?"
On another note, did anyone see that the diaper-wearing astronaut kidnapper got 1 year of probation? How much time do you think any of us would have gotten for an attempted kidnapping of anyone from an airport, with duct tape, bb gun, etc.?