Dear Mr. Olbermann(D)
I'd rather be a "teabagger" than a douche bag like you.
NO, You have to use a sexual act to describe Olbermann(D) in order to stay within the theme......
"I'd rather be a "teabagger" than a
douche bag butt f-u-c-k-e-r like you."
Or (my personal favorite):
"I'm sorry, but I just couldnt understand a word he was saying..... I wish he would take Obama's dick out of his mouth before he starts talking."