Maybe I should have said Obamamashttp://www.amazon.com/Lincoln-Obama-Inaugural-Bible-Collection/dp/0740792563/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1258514705&sr=8-1
PS: Read the freaking comments on the Amazon site - they are a hoot!!!
I bought the other version of the bible which was actually held by the Baby Jesus, but it doesn't radiate awesome as much as this version. I bought this in a fit of patriotism and joy at no longer being racist a year ago. I sat it on a bookshelf but, even a year later, it hasn't gathered any dust. Not long after, my father caught cancer from a tea party protest. I had him touch this bible and he was instantly cured. I touched it and won the lottery. I'd have to say this is the best bible I have ever bought. In fact, I don't even need my viagra anymore. A+++ would elect again.
I hope that when I get my copy I can can gain the insight and wisdom to help me get gov't entitlements and some help from ACORN to help me setup my curbside pharmaceuticals business.I will also look to lose the desire to work and improve my skills and abilities in my chosen profession. Courtesy of the divinely inspired federal gov't debt I'm learning both Mandarin and Cantonese, my end goal is to work my way up to the top of the ladder and become the night shift supervisor at a Chinese toy factory.
I was going to buy this exquisite faux inauguration set but in one hand I was clinging so to my old copy of the Bible that I found it hard to get my credit card out of my wallet. It didn't help that in my other hand I was clinging to my gun, either. I have become bitter for not being able to see the light of this wonderful commemorative set celebrating dear leader, too. What am I to do? I know, I'll have my children sing that wonderful ode du Obama they picked up at school. That always brings a smile, eh? Then I can fist bump my wife, apologize to the Mexican doing my lawn, and flip off a veteran. All that outta get me in the mood for the era of Obama, straight away. Ya know? I'm feeling better already.
My life has changed in imeasurable ways ever since receiving this relic. How, you might ask? Well, first of all, I no longer greet business colleagues with a firm handshake and solid eye contact, but, instead, with a solemn bow of deference. Within hours of placing her hand on this blessed object, my wife went out and purchased a burqa. And the most astonishing event occurred when we brought our children into the room we had specially constructed to house this great and powerful phenomenon of literature. They immediately dropped to their knees and began singing joyful songs of praise to our Dear Leader!
I find it complements the awesomeness of my replica Carter/Obama Nobel Peace Prize. I hear there are plans for a Milli Vanilli/Obama replica Grammy to be offered in the future. Can anyone confirm this?I'm also hoping beyond hope that I can add a replica Gore/Obama Academy Award to the collection in the next few years. Don't let me down Academy!
I just received this 3 days ago, and I will be darned!...I haven't had to pay my mortgage or fill my gas tank since this arrived.May Hopenchange find YOU! too!
First of all I have to admit that I was reticent to purchase this amazing piece of history but after reading the other reviews decided to take the plunge. I thought that at least it would be a nice addition to my collection of coffee table books and maybe I could score some points with my hot and hunky (single) liberal neighbor. I was very upset because after owning this book for a couple of days I still had the desire to work, to vote Republican and was still wearing my McCain-Palin t-shirt on the weekends. But about a week after purchasing this historical and collectable piece of Americana everything changed. I had a dream where the Obamasiah came to me and told me of wonderous things. The next day amazing things began to happen! A neighbor planted a Victory Garden for me and we supped on succulent veggies that were a sight to behold. I woke up one day and someone had left a pair of $500 designer sneakers on my doorstep. My mother (using money from her unfunded yet entirely deserved Social Security check) sent me a $900 purse for my birthday similar to the one that Michelle had in the photo ops from her trip to Russia. I knew this was no coincidence so I began taking this book with me everywhere, to work, in the shower (wrapped in a plastic baggie of course), to bed, etc. Even better things began happening. JCrew sent me a letter and said they would like for me to wear their clothes in public for free, just like Malia and Sasha do! After I threw away my McCain-Palin t-shirt I woke up the next day and my biceps and triceps were so buff you could bounce a quarter off of them. My hot and hunky liberal neighbor asked me out. I now know the power of the Obamasiah, he has touched my life in many ways; most of them free and undeserved. But what the heck! Now that I am a lib just like my boyfriend I am hoping to quit work soon, maybe get an abortion or two and one day become one of the permanent unemployed totally relying on the benevolence of the goverment for everything. I believe! Get this book and you will too.
Psalm 109:8
I'm still surpised he didn't get a shock Lightning bolt when he touched the Bible.
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