Not a joke, just an observation. I've been using Febreze ONE Fabric & Air Mist in my bathroom for the last month or so. It "cleans away odors from both fabrics and the air", and it says on the bottles, "No aerosols. No dyes. No heavy perfumes." No aerosols. No kidding. I already know that, because I have to keep squeezing the trigger to spray it. No dyes. No duh! It's not a good idea to put dyes in something people spray on their fabrics. It "gently removes odors". A bit too gently if you ask me. No heavy perfumes. There are times a person might want or even need heavy perfumes to cover up what happens in the bathroom. Gotta go!