Classic joke thread...

[Bill Stryker]

You're gonna love this little boy!

          A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man
 reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The
 little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards. The man, who was
 a priest, said,  'I am a Father.'  The little boy replied, 'My Daddy
 doesn't wear his collar like that.'The priest looked up from his book and
 answered, ''I am the Father of many.'   The boy said, ''My Dad has 4
boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that
way!'  The priest, getting impatient, said. 'I am the Father of hundreds',
and went back to reading his book. The little boy sat quietly thinking for
a while, then leaned over and said,''Maybe you should wear a condom and
 put your pants on backwards instead of your collar.





 Keep Smilin'!!

[red364]

 
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human Beings are the only animals that stutter,' she says.
A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.'
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!'
'That must've been scary,' said the teacher.
'It sure was,' said the little girl. 'My kitty raised his back, went Sssss, Sssss, Sssss' and before he could say 'Sh*t,' the Rottweiler ate him!

 

[Steyr M40A1]

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[True_Texan]

Always remember:

[True_Texan]

MAKING LOVE
 

The Italian says, "When I've a finished a makina da love withah my wife, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she floats 6 inches above da bed in ecstacy."


The Frenchman replies. "Zat is noting, when Ah've finished making ze love with ze wife, Ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen Ah lick za soles of her feet wiz mah tongue and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy."


The redneck says, "That aint nothing. When I've finished porkin the ole lady , I git out of bed, walk over to the winder and wipe my weener on the curtains. She hits the freakin' ceiling.

[Sponsor]

[Teresa Heilevang]

You all want to know the REAL reason BHO was bowing?

[MikeBjerum]

It has always been said that a black man would be elected President when pigs fly ...

After one hundred days in office ... SWINE FLU!!!

[Hazcat]

It has always been said that a black man would be elected President when pigs fly ...

After one hundred days in office ... SWINE FLU!!!

****GROAN!****

[MinotBob]

A couple attending an art exhibition at the National Gallery were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused.

The painting depicted three very black and totally naked men sitting on a park bench. Two of the figures had black weenies, but the one in the middle had a pink weenie.

The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his assessment.

He went on for nearly half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of African-Americans in a predominately white, patriarchal society..

"In fact," he pointed out, “some serious critics believe that the pink weenie also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression experienced by gay men in contemporary society."

After the curator left, a young man in a West Virginia t-shirt approached the couple and said, "Would you like to know what the painting is really about?"

"Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the gallery?" asked the couple.

"Because I'm the guy who painted it," he replied. "In fact, there are no African-Americans depicted at all. They're just three West Virginia coal miners, and the guy in the middle went home for lunch."

[Majer]

Have you ever wondered if the one dollar bills in
your wallet were ever in a stripper's butt crack?

If not, you're wondering now.

Have a nice day...