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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #2350 on: September 12, 2009, 11:16:00 PM »


I am loving the last two!
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #2351 on: September 14, 2009, 08:19:28 PM »
What do you get when you mix PMS with GPS?


A crazy bitch who will find you
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #2352 on: September 14, 2009, 09:08:43 PM »
Quote from: tombogan03884 on September 14, 2009, 08:19:28 PM
What do you get when you mix PMS with GPS?


A crazy bitch who will find you

I don't know whether to laugh or look over my shoulder...
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #2353 on: September 14, 2009, 10:28:16 PM »
 This guy is amazing!  Below is his story!
 


 
 

Dr.. Timothy McCarthy while receiving a medical award for creativity reported his findings to the Fellows of Plastic Surgery concluding with this case study:
 

"Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now she's Speaker of the House."
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #2354 on: September 15, 2009, 10:06:30 AM »
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #2355 on: Today at 06:07:35 PM »
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #2355 on: September 15, 2009, 10:27:31 AM »
DAMN!  I think I have a twin!
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #2356 on: September 15, 2009, 01:03:19 PM »
Quote from: tombogan03884 on September 14, 2009, 08:19:28 PM
What do you get when you mix PMS with GPS?


A crazy bitch who will find you

Speaking from experience are you??? ;D
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #2357 on: September 15, 2009, 05:53:00 PM »
Add ESP to the PMS and GPS and she's a B,,,H that knows everything and can find you!

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #2358 on: September 15, 2009, 06:34:21 PM »
Quote from: ellis4538 on September 15, 2009, 05:53:00 PM
Add ESP to the PMS and GPS and she's a B,,,H that knows everything and can find you!

Richard

Isn't that redundant?

Hey, I'm just saying . . . .   8)
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #2359 on: September 15, 2009, 11:30:29 PM »
Quote from: Pathfinder on September 15, 2009, 06:34:21 PM
Isn't that redundant?

Hey, I'm just saying . . . .   8)

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