Classic joke thread...

[philw]

don't think this worked........


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qU4gXVEKfQI

[Johnny Bravo]

don't think this worked........


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qU4gXVEKfQI

Oh Shit !

[ellis4538]

Subject: The blonde and the car salesmen

Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar.

One complained to the other, "Boy, business stinks.
If I don't sell more cars this month, I'm going to lose my ass."

Then he noticed a beautiful blonde sitting two stools away.

Immediately, he apologized for his bad language.

"That's okay," the blonde replied, "I can relate;  if I don't sell
more ass this month, I'm going to lose my car."

 

[philw]

A large party of Taliban soldiers are moving down


a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand-dune.

"One  Australian soldier is better than ten Taliban."


 

The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of
his best soldiers over the dune ;

whereupon a gun-battle breaks out

and continues for a few minutes, then silence.


 

The same voice then calls out:

"One Australian is better than a hundred Taliban soldiers."

Furious, the Taliban Commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune


And instantly a huge gunfight commences.

After 10 minutes of battle, again silence.

 

The A ussie voice called:

"One Australian is better than one thousand Taliban".

The enraged Taliban Commander musters a thousand fighters

and sends them over the dune.

Cannon, rocket and machine gun fire rings out
as a huge battle is fought. Then silence.


 

Finally, one wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over
the sand-dune and, with his dying words, tells his commander,


"Don't send any more men, its a trap. There's two of them."

[philw]

mixed emotions


A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology and explaining the phenomenon of “mixed emotions”. The husband turned to his wife and said, “Babe, that’s a bunch of crap. I bet you can’t tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time.” She said: “Out of all your friends, you have the biggest penis

[Sponsor]

[philw]

new posted for the corner   

[PegLeg45]

When you are down in the dumps...............

And think you have real PROBLEMS..........................


Just remember:


SOMEWHERE IN THIS WORLD THERE IS A MR. PELOSI


            

[tt11758]

When you are down in the dumps...............

And think you have real PROBLEMS..........................


Just remember:


SOMEWHERE IN THIS WORLD THERE IS A MR. PELOSI




The poor bastard.

            

[tumblebug]

When you are down in the dumps...............

And think you have real PROBLEMS..........................


Just remember:


SOMEWHERE IN THIS WORLD THERE IS A     RICH     MR. PELOSI


            

[Teresa Heilevang]

PREGNANT AT 71

A woman went to the doctor's office where she was seen by one of the younger doctors. After about four minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story.

After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room. The older doctor marched down

the hallway back to where the young doctor was writing on his clipboard.

"What's the matter with you?" the older doctor demanded. "Mrs. Terry is 71 years old, has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?"

The younger doctor continued writing and without looking up said,

 

"Does she still have the hiccups?"