Classic joke thread...

[ellis4538]

I can relate to that!

Richard

[Solus]

Now, that is interesting...

but one question.  Do you have a system for finding your way home that usually works?

Thanks.   

[MikeBjerum]

Now, that is interesting...

but one question.  Do you have a system for finding your way home that usually works?

Thanks.   

My mommy, I mean wife, has sewn my name and address in my underware and pinned an if found note to my collar.

[MikeBjerum]

My mommy, I mean wife, has sewn my name and address in my underware and pinned an if found note to my collar.

How many of you are of the age or locality to remember the old school days when mothers pinned notes to their children's coats or shirts?

And, how many of you wonder in your older years why mom always used a straight pin rather than a safety pin?

[Solus]

My mommy, I mean wife, has sewn my name and address in my underware and pinned an if found note to my collar.

That is a super idea..it should work for me too.

Do you think she would mind sewing my name and address in your underwear too?

[Sponsor]

[lhprop1]

I'm still in the "damn kids" phase where I shake my fist and use unkind words to describe today's 'yoots' whom I can't even begin to understand, with their fancy internet phones and their disco music and such.

I'm only 38. 

[Solus]

I'm still in the "damn kids" phase where I shake my fist and use unkind words to describe today's 'yoots' whom I can't even begin to understand, with their fancy internet phones and their disco music and such.

I'm only 38.

Ahhh...you are grouchy beyond  your years =)

[lhprop1]

Ahhh...you are grouchy beyond  your years =)

My wife always says that I'm a grumpy old man stuck in a young man's body. 

[ellis4538]

Don't need a note pinned to my shorts......I use breadcrumbs to find my way home!

Richard

[MikeBjerum]

Don't need a note pinned to my shorts......I use breadcrumbs to find my way home!

Richard

Don't look now, but M'ette's flying monkeys have been eating stray bread crumbs.