A writer grows weary of the rat race. He yearns for the freedom of the outdoors and wide open spaces. He forsakes all urbanity and packs up and leaves New York for the great Northwest. He soon is living in a cabin deep in the forest half way up a mountain. With his new found freedom he grows immersed in his work, writing almost constantly. Before he is aware six months have passed and he hears a knocking on his door. Perplexed, he rises and opens the door to reveal a mountain of a man dressed in flannel. This man could be Paul Bunyan's brother.
"Can I help you" the writer asks.
"Why, yes." The man boomed. "I would like to invite you to a party at my house a little further up the mountain"
The writer is surprised but accepting of the offer.
"I have been writing for close to six months and have not seen a soul. I think a party would do me some good." the writer replied cheerfully.
"Well, I have to warn ya, there is gonna be some drinkin'" the large man countered.
"Like I said," said the writer. "I have been couped up here in the cabin for nearly six months a bit of alcohol could raise my spirits, pun intended"
The large man chuckled and fired back, "Well I'm gonna have to warn ya, there's gonna be some fightin'"
The writer mulled it over quickly and explained, "I moved here from New York. I am a reasonably level-headed fellow and get along with most people. But I can take care of my self."
Once again the large man chuckled to himself and once again he countered, "Well, I'm gonna have to warn ya, theres gonna be some f***in'."
While not particularly enamored with the large man's vocabulary, the writer explained, "Once again, I have been couped up in this cabin for a long time. A man has needs, ya know?"
Once again the large man chuckled to himself. After exchanging pleasantries the large man turned to leave and the writer began to close the door then he remembered, "Hey, what should I wear?"
The mountain of a man turned back to the writer, chuckled again, and replied, "It doesn't really matter. It's just gonna be you and me!"