Late one night a State Trooper was watching traffic pass when he spotted a car weaving all over the road. The tropper pulled in behind the car, turned on his lights and pulled the car over. When he walked up to the car he was surprised to see the local parish priest behind the wheel.
"Why good evening, Father", said the trooper, "I couldn't help but notice that you were weaving all over the road as your drove. Have you been drinking?"
"Certainly not", responds the priest.
The trooper shined his flashlight inside the car and noticed a bottle laying on the seat beside the priest. "I don't mean to suggest that you would lie, Father," says the trooper, "but that looks suspiciously like a wine bottle on the seat beside you."
"Nonsense, my son", says the priest, "that's a bottle of holy water!"
The tropper responded, "Not that I don't trust you, father, but would you pass it to me, please?"
The priest passed the bottle to the trooper, who took a whiff of it's contents and said, "Father, your holy water smells suspiciously like wine!!"
"Well whaddaya know?" says the priest........."He's done it again!!"