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Post a Thanksgiving Joke
« on: November 25, 2009, 03:51:11 PM »
Grandma was showing the children a painting of the Pilgrim Family on a Thanksgiving Day card that they had received and she commented, 'The Pilgrim children enjoyed going to church with their mothers and fathers and praying to God.'

Her youngest grandson looked at her doubtfully and asked, 'Then why is their Dad carrying that rifle?'

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Re: Post a Thanksgiving Joke
« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2009, 04:41:47 PM »
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Re: Post a Thanksgiving Joke
« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2009, 04:43:54 PM »
A few years ago I remember my father asking my mother what she was making for Thanksgiving.

She replied, "Reservations."
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Re: Post a Thanksgiving Joke
« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2009, 04:46:45 PM »
Top Ten Things that Sound Dirty at Thanksgiving but Aren't...
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10. "Just reach in and grab the giblets."

9. "Whew...that's one terrific spread!"

8. "I am in the mood for a little dark meat!"

7. "Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist."

6. "Talk about a HUGE breast!"

5. "And he forces his way into the end zone!"

4. "She's 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her down."

3. "It's cool whip time!"

2. "If I don't unbutton my pants, I am going to burst!"

. . . and the number one thing that sounds dirty at Thanksgiving but isn't . .

1. "It must be broken 'cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out."
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Re: Post a Thanksgiving Joke
« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2009, 04:51:44 PM »
no joke, but how about a story?





about 10 years ago, my grandmother had every thing done for thanksgiving except the gravy.  after simmering the gravy for  for several mins, she relized it was to thin, so she reached for some cornstrach.  She added some, it would not thicken, so she added some more, and then some more... it still would not thicken, she finally said screw it and put it on the table...

that when we found out, it was not corn starch, it was powdered suger she was adding  ;D

yes, every year no matter who makes what, in my family we always ask if there is powdered suger in the gravy.
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Re: Post a Thanksgiving Joke
« Reply #5 on: Today at 01:52:55 AM »
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Re: Post a Thanksgiving Joke
« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2009, 05:52:02 PM »
One of my favorites (please for give me Jim Henson)

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Re: Post a Thanksgiving Joke
« Reply #6 on: November 25, 2009, 05:59:34 PM »


It's just that easy.... ;)
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Re: Post a Thanksgiving Joke
« Reply #7 on: November 25, 2009, 06:03:02 PM »
Why isn't BO bowing?  :)
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Re: Post a Thanksgiving Joke
« Reply #8 on: November 25, 2009, 06:56:55 PM »
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Re: Post a Thanksgiving Joke
« Reply #9 on: November 25, 2009, 08:20:58 PM »
This came from someone on here I'm sure, but I'll repeat it anyway ... after cleaning it up a little  ;)

If the Indians had given the Pilgrims a donkey we would all be getting a piece of ... today  ;D
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