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anyone every had a turkish shave?
« on: November 30, 2009, 03:48:59 PM »
One of my clients that works at a salon gave me a gift cert to have it done. 

a example from youtube



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbOuCslWosQ&feature=fvw
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Re: anyone every had a turkish shave?
« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2009, 04:09:17 PM »
Never had one but it looks good to me.
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Re: anyone every had a turkish shave?
« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2009, 04:17:29 PM »
Not for me.  I hate being fussed at.

Hot towel, shave, out the door. Thanks.
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Re: anyone every had a turkish shave?
« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2009, 04:32:15 PM »
Wait...wait! Is this a line from AIRPLANE?

Here's another one: "Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"

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Re: anyone every had a turkish shave?
« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2009, 04:36:05 PM »
Better than a Colombian necktie.

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Re: anyone every had a turkish shave?
« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2009, 04:55:40 PM »
Does it have a happy ending?
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Re: anyone every had a turkish shave?
« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2009, 05:01:24 PM »
I got a full beird and no Damn body is getting close to it with FIRE!  The massage looks good thou!  Used to have a barber when I was growing up that would to the massage thing and almost put people to sleep in just a brief instant...felt goooood.

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Re: anyone every had a turkish shave?
« Reply #7 on: November 30, 2009, 05:06:59 PM »
Wait...wait! Is this a line from AIRPLANE?

Here's another one: "Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"

mb


Joey, have you ever been in a... in a Turkish prison?
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Re: anyone every had a turkish shave?
« Reply #8 on: November 30, 2009, 05:08:50 PM »
Does it have a happy ending?

Massage Parlor in Myrtle Beach does,.... ;)

I did get a Barbershop shave similar to this on my wedding day, he was not Turkish, but a flaming homosexual. BUT he could shave a balloon with a straight razor, :-X

Now if I could get some trained babes to do that to me I'd get one every week. ;D

I'll even take these two.


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Re: anyone every had a turkish shave?
« Reply #9 on: November 30, 2009, 05:53:01 PM »
Does it have a happy ending?

You did see Lawrence of Arabia, right? The scene when Lawrence is captured by the Turks? ? ?

Not sure that's exactly "happy" - at least not for Lawrence.

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