anyone every had a turkish shave?

[twyacht]

#6 and of course, ......

#1 Best Airplane Quotes.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIAUbPDgaAg

Loved how you heard the props when in flight.

[ratcatcher55]

All I could think of when the barber wrapped the towel around the lamb, I mean, customers face was the scene from The Godfather.

"Michael, do you renounce Satan?" Bam! Mo Green takes one to the eye.

There is no chance anybody I do not know is putting a straight razor to my neck or fire to my face! NONE

There is no way anybody I do know is putting a straight razor to my neck or fire to my face.

[Texas_Bryan]

I ain't having some fella lighting my face on fire and rubbing himself all over me.  If they had some pretty girls though, I'd let them borrow my Zippo, hell, even a triple torch lighter.  But living in California, I doubt TAB cares one way or the other.

[Ichiban]

Why does that remind me of a previous life?  A long, long time ago when we would pull into port in the Philippines, we would go into Olongapo City for haircuts and shaves.  Shaves with a straight razor and massages by the local cuties - happy ending not only included but guaranteed.   

[TAB]

I ain't having some fella lighting my face on fire and rubbing himself all over me.  If they had some pretty girls though, I'd let them borrow my Zippo, hell, even a triple torch lighter.  But living in California, I doubt TAB cares one way or the other.

If I was single, the client that gave me the gift cert would be in bed with me right now...  she is way hot.

[Sponsor]

[rjgraves]

If I could find a place around here that does that, I'd do it! Looks very relaxing. I would rather my wife did all of it though. I would trust her with a straight razor at my neck.

[tombogan03884]

You did see Lawrence of Arabia, right? The scene when Lawrence is captured by the Turks? ? ?

Not sure that's exactly "happy" - at least not for Lawrence.

Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked?

Um, Actually he was into that sort of thing, reminded him of his school days.

[PegLeg45]

I got a full beird and no Damn body is getting close to it with FIRE!  The massage looks good thou!  Used to have a barber when I was growing up that would to the massage thing and almost put people to sleep in just a brief instant...felt goooood.

Richard

Heck, I ain't shaved in over a year.................and no to the FIRE!

[jaybet]

I've only had one barbershave in my whole life and it was the day before my wedding...took off my beard so my bride could see my face.
The barber did the towel and started shaving and all, and everything was going good when his female partner yelled that someone had just stole her purse. He ran outside and couldn't find the culprit, then came back, called the cops and all, then proceeded to continue my shave. I got a big old divot on my chin for my wedding. Ha.

[crusader rabbit]

I've only had one barbershave in my whole life and it was the day before my wedding...took off my beard so my bride could see my face.
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You're lucky she married you (I hope).  AFTER wife and I had been married a few years I decided to see if I still had an upper lip.  After shaving off the 'stash I came out of the head to show my bride.  Her response was, "If I knew that's what you looked like, I never would have married you."  Needless to say I started growing it back immediately.  HOWEVER, I do keep a spare razor in my jump bag, just in case.