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you might be a redneck if...
« on: December 02, 2009, 12:16:25 AM »



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Re: you might be a redneck if...
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2009, 05:00:34 AM »
lmfao   classic 
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Re: you might be a redneck if...
« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2009, 05:21:14 AM »
Hey bubba, hold my beer!
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Re: you might be a redneck if...
« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2009, 10:28:27 AM »
Stupid part is that it would probably cost less, and definitly be easier, to rent a bucket truck instead of a crane  and use a normal hedge pruner.
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Re: you might be a redneck if...
« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2009, 11:13:25 AM »
Quote from: tombogan03884 on December 02, 2009, 10:28:27 AM
Stupid part is that it would probably cost less, and definitly be easier, to rent a bucket truck instead of a crane  and use a normal hedge pruner.

But bubba's cousin borrowed the crane from work.
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Re: you might be a redneck if...
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Re: you might be a redneck if...
« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2009, 11:44:02 AM »
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Re: you might be a redneck if...
« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2009, 11:52:41 AM »
#1 rule for a redneck solution is that it needs to be way more complicated than the norm  ;D
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Re: you might be a redneck if...
« Reply #7 on: December 02, 2009, 11:53:28 AM »
Quote from: m58 on December 02, 2009, 11:52:41 AM
#1 rule for a redneck solution is that it needs to be way more complicated than the norm  ;D

Did I mention dangerous ... It ain't worth doing if you can't loose an apendage doing it  ;D
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Re: you might be a redneck if...
« Reply #8 on: December 02, 2009, 11:59:01 AM »
Quote from: m58 on December 02, 2009, 11:52:41 AM
#1 rule for a redneck solution is that it needs to be way more complicated than the norm  ;D

Quote from: m58 on December 02, 2009, 11:53:28 AM
Did I mention dangerous ... It ain't worth doing if you can't loose an apendage doing it  ;D

In Redneckdom, "availability" overrides complication.............As in, "Why borrow a 10' step-ladder from the neighbor when I can stack an old ottoman on top of a coffee table, on top of 4 milk crates, on top of four 55 gallon drums.........
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Re: you might be a redneck if...
« Reply #9 on: December 02, 2009, 12:02:09 PM »
Quote from: PegLeg45 on December 02, 2009, 11:59:01 AM
In Redneckdom, "availability" overrides complication.............As in, "Why borrow a 10' step-ladder from the neighbor when I can stack an old ottoman on top of a coffee table, on top of 4 milk crates, on top of four 55 gallon drums.........

And I've got all of those right there on the lawn.  ;D
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