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Re: Told ya so!
« Reply #10 on: January 04, 2010, 01:43:20 PM »
Quote from: tombogan03884 on January 04, 2010, 01:41:21 PM
How about you just leave it alone so EVERYONE can laugh at you   ;D

How bout you just hang it in your ass, so everyone can laugh at YOU!
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Re: Told ya so!
« Reply #11 on: January 04, 2010, 02:40:48 PM »
When I went thru the foster care stuff for my cousin we got all these pamplets on how hitting and even yelling at a child is mean...  the best was this q.

You find alcohol in your 16 teen year old duagthers room, what do you do?

then they had a bunch of crappy answers... blah blah blah.

the answer they wanted you to pick is:

you respect her privacy, talking to her about the dangers of alcohol and put her on restriction for two weeks.



yeah, thats what is going to happen.   ::)

I'm not sure what I would do, but I know that room is going to be searched and she is going to be on "restriction" for alot longer then 2 weeks. 

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Re: Told ya so!
« Reply #12 on: January 04, 2010, 02:55:03 PM »
If you cannot learn the easy way, It can be taught through sore butt therapy. That is how I learned. Sore to this day.
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Re: Told ya so!
« Reply #13 on: January 04, 2010, 04:09:21 PM »
Over the years of my youth, I became an expert in leather belt aerodynamics, my Dad was a suit and tie guy, and those executive belts were thinner yet the pain was short lived.

On days he wore the larger "western" style belt, they were like a 45ACP, big and slow, but hit like a mule.

Than my mother would hurt her hand, so she not only became an expert marksman with her shoes, but large wooden cooking spoons (made of birch, or ashe), really got my attention as well....

Than I had an epiphany!!!! DON'T "F" UP ANYMORE!!!!!!!

I took the "hard" path for a few years, but, looking back, I deserved every "whoopin I got"....

Hell I even got "whacked at school" those paddles with the tassled leather grips were kinda tough,.... :P

My cousin Jennifer, (same age as me), stole her mother's car at 16. She got her "whoopin" when she got home, and than thought calling 911 was a good idea. The cops showed up, hysterical teenage girl with an open handprint on her face.

Cops inquire what caused all this, Aunt Becky replied, "Daughter stole my car, told me to "F" off, and I smacked her, next question...."

Cops left...

Different days back than I suppose,...
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Re: Told ya so!
« Reply #14 on: January 04, 2010, 05:50:19 PM »
My dad paddled me one day and I laughed. I was 12 and I never ever ever ever did that again.  I can still see the plywood paddle shattering. After that my dad would say "you think you are man enough to out box the old man" that was his way of saying you better stop what you are doing. My dumb a@@ brothers tried a couple of times not me. They were older and not as smart as I. Watched both of them get to see the tweety birds and take a nap in the yard.
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Re: Told ya so!
« Reply #15 on: January 04, 2010, 06:10:55 PM »
Quote from: twyacht on January 04, 2010, 04:09:21 PM
Over the years of my youth, I became an expert in leather belt aerodynamics, my Dad was a suit and tie guy, and those executive belts were thinner yet the pain was short lived.

On days he wore the larger "western" style belt, they were like a 45ACP, big and slow, but hit like a mule.

Than my mother would hurt her hand, so she not only became an expert marksman with her shoes, but large wooden cooking spoons (made of birch, or ashe), really got my attention as well....

Than I had an epiphany!!!! DON'T "F" UP ANYMORE!!!!!!!

I took the "hard" path for a few years, but, looking back, I deserved every "whoopin I got"....

Hell I even got "whacked at school" those paddles with the tassled leather grips were kinda tough,.... :P

My cousin Jennifer, (same age as me), stole her mother's car at 16. She got her "whoopin" when she got home, and than thought calling 911 was a good idea. The cops showed up, hysterical teenage girl with an open handprint on her face.

Cops inquire what caused all this, Aunt Becky replied, "Daughter stole my car, told me to "F" off, and I smacked her, next question...."

Cops left...

Different days back than I suppose,...

They say nothing hurts worse then a wooden spoon.... those people never met my mother, or she would have informed them that the plastic spatula is far superior on a kids bare ass.......... OUCH! My dad used to also give it to us with sticks of bamboo........... no matter how many times "spare the rod" was lectured about, it never made it any easier.




Exit Question: Did your dad know how to "make the belt talk"?
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Re: Told ya so!
« Reply #16 on: January 04, 2010, 06:28:00 PM »
I wasn't just punished, I was beaten, and I've been screwed up ever since.  :(  People who don't know when to stop shouldn't beat their kids.
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Re: Told ya so!
« Reply #17 on: January 04, 2010, 06:28:48 PM »
My parents' favorite tool o'punishment was a yardstick. When the yardstick was not immediately available, it was a wooden hairbrush. Once (thank God!) it was a piece of lath.

When the yardstick broke on me and I laughed, Mom decided that that was enough.
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Re: Told ya so!
« Reply #18 on: January 04, 2010, 06:33:17 PM »
Quote from: Pathfinder on January 04, 2010, 06:28:48 PM
My parents' favorite tool o'punishment was a yardstick. When the yardstick was not immediately available, it was a wooden hairbrush. Once (thank God!) it was a piece of lath.

When the yardstick broke on me and I laughed, Mom decided that that was enough.

I too made my mother go through a couple yard sticks. :)
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Re: Told ya so!
« Reply #19 on: January 04, 2010, 06:35:09 PM »
when I was 6 or 7 I said a "bad word" in front of my mother.  she grabed me, opend my mouth and put tabsico on the back of my tongue.  todate I've only said one or 2 bad words infront of her.
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