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Re: If I hear it one more time I think I might puke
« Reply #20 on: January 05, 2011, 07:38:22 AM »
 I feel absolutely naked in the shower without mine!
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Re: If I hear it one more time I think I might puke
« Reply #21 on: February 02, 2011, 01:07:55 PM »
Got a good chuckle out of a class, at least those that understood it, with a comment on this.

Lead instructor and I both carry 1911's.  He pointed out that his wife complains about him wearing it to bed.  I pointed out that instead of blue like his I carry stainless steel so it doesn't rust in the shower  ;D

Only problem is that my HydroShocks turn green, does anyone know if Critical Defense can stand up to Dial and Head n Shoulders  ;)
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Re: If I hear it one more time I think I might puke
« Reply #22 on: February 02, 2011, 01:50:08 PM »
The Critical Defense rounds hold up when using a liquid soap rather than bar soap.

For the shampoo, just slide your gun around to center back and wash and rinse your hair bent forward so nothing runs down your back.

If that doesn't work, drape a piece of plastic wrap over the gun.  It allows easier access than a plastic bag.

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Re: If I hear it one more time I think I might puke
« Reply #23 on: February 02, 2011, 03:51:53 PM »
Quote from: Solus on February 02, 2011, 01:50:08 PM
The Critical Defense rounds hold up when using a liquid soap rather than bar soap.

For the shampoo, just slide your gun around to center back and wash and rinse your hair bent forward so nothing runs down your back.

If that doesn't work, drape a piece of plastic wrap over the gun.  It allows easier access than a plastic bag.



But most of my hair is on my back.
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Re: If I hear it one more time I think I might puke
« Reply #24 on: February 02, 2011, 04:50:20 PM »
Quote from: m58 on February 02, 2011, 03:51:53 PM
But most of my hair is on my back.

EWWWW,   TMI!

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Re: If I hear it one more time I think I might puke
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Re: If I hear it one more time I think I might puke
« Reply #25 on: February 02, 2011, 05:42:11 PM »
Quote from: Hazcat on February 02, 2011, 04:50:20 PM
EWWWW,   TMI!

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Looks who's talkin'
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Re: If I hear it one more time I think I might puke
« Reply #26 on: February 02, 2011, 08:38:42 PM »
OK, just for you guys, tonight I'm showering with a Kel -Tec!!!!

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Re: If I hear it one more time I think I might puke
« Reply #27 on: February 02, 2011, 08:42:03 PM »
Quote from: Michael Bane on February 02, 2011, 08:38:42 PM
OK, just for you guys, tonight I'm showering with a Kel -Tec!!!!

mb

Just tonight?

Damn, I keep one on a rope ... I'd hate to drop it and have to bend over in the shower  ;)
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Re: If I hear it one more time I think I might puke
« Reply #28 on: February 03, 2011, 05:41:09 AM »
I sense a "Niche" market here.    SHOWER GUNS!!

Designed to be permanently kept in the shower, ready for use.  Totally rust and corrosion resistant.

Then there will be holsters, also moisture proof, in various configurations for securing to shower curtain rods, shower head or where ever. 

Don't for get magazine carriers and special moisture proof ammo.

Other accessories come to mind.  Non-fogging safety lenses, water/soap resistant hearing protectors....the list goes on...

 
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"Good intentions will always be pleaded for every assumption of authority. It is hardly too strong to say that the Constitution was made to guard the people against the dangers of good intentions. There are men in all ages who mean to govern well, but they mean to govern. They promise to be good masters, but they mean to be masters."
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Re: If I hear it one more time I think I might puke
« Reply #29 on: February 03, 2011, 11:35:51 AM »
Quote from: Solus on February 03, 2011, 05:41:09 AM
I sense a "Niche" market here.    SHOWER GUNS!!

Designed to be permanently kept in the shower, ready for use.  Totally rust and corrosion resistant.

Then there will be holsters, also moisture proof, in various configurations for securing to shower curtain rods, shower head or where ever. 

Don't for get magazine carriers and special moisture proof ammo.

Other accessories come to mind.  Non-fogging safety lenses, water/soap resistant hearing protectors....the list goes on...

 

You're to late.
It's called a Glock.  ;D
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