Author Topic: Humorous Comparison Of An AK47, An AR15 And A Mosin  (Read 11390 times)

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Re: Humorous Comparison Of An AK47, An AR15 And A Mosin
« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2010, 09:52:36 AM »
I've seen it before but it cracks me up every time!

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You can bayonet your foe on the other side of the river without leaving the comfort of your hole.

That right there is FUNNY!
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Re: Humorous Comparison Of An AK47, An AR15 And A Mosin
« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2010, 09:58:47 AM »
That is priceless.

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Re: Humorous Comparison Of An AK47, An AR15 And A Mosin
« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2010, 10:01:21 AM »
AK-47.......You can accessorize your rifle with a new muzzle brake or a nice stock set.

AR-15.......Your rifle's accessories are eight times more valuable than your rifle.

Mosin Nagant...Your rifle's accessory is a small tin can with a funny lid, but its buried under an apartment building somewhere in Budapest.

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Re: Humorous Comparison Of An AK47, An AR15 And A Mosin
« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2010, 10:09:56 AM »
Funny, just because it's so true!   ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Humorous Comparison Of An AK47, An AR15 And A Mosin
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Re: Humorous Comparison Of An AK47, An AR15 And A Mosin
« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2010, 02:52:14 PM »
 ;D Your rifle has fought against itself and won every time
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Re: Humorous Comparison Of An AK47, An AR15 And A Mosin
« Reply #6 on: April 07, 2010, 06:22:51 PM »
Just saved this one to my documents.
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Re: Humorous Comparison Of An AK47, An AR15 And A Mosin
« Reply #7 on: April 07, 2010, 06:38:58 PM »
I remember reading this last year it is very funny, and true.

AK Your sight adjustment goes to '10', and you've never bothered moving it.
      You can repair your rifle with a big hammer and a swift kick.

AR     When out of ammo, your rifle makes a great whiffle bat.
        Late at night you sometimes have to fight the urge to clear your house, slicing the pie from room to room.

Moisin You dig your ammo out of a farmer's field in Ukraine and it works just fine.
         What's a safety?


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Re: Humorous Comparison Of An AK47, An AR15 And A Mosin
« Reply #8 on: April 07, 2010, 06:43:56 PM »
Good one!

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Re: Humorous Comparison Of An AK47, An AR15 And A Mosin
« Reply #9 on: April 07, 2010, 06:44:08 PM »
I have one of each, and I am certain the Mosin Nagant firing pin can be used as a makeshift dagger.

 

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