I remember reading this last year it is very funny, and true.
AK Your sight adjustment goes to '10', and you've never bothered moving it.
You can repair your rifle with a big hammer and a swift kick.
AR When out of ammo, your rifle makes a great whiffle bat.
Late at night you sometimes have to fight the urge to clear your house, slicing the pie from room to room.
Moisin You dig your ammo out of a farmer's field in Ukraine and it works just fine.
What's a safety?