"AK-47.............when you absolutly have to kill every mother f*****er in the room!"
"THere must be a hundred reasons why I shouldn't just blow you away...but right now, I can't think of one."
"Between your faith and my Glock nine millimeter, I take my Glock"
"I have two guns, one for each of ya."
"I said I didn't have much use for handguns. I never said I couldn't use one."
"Lose that nickle plated sissy-pistol, and get yourself a Glock."
"As I looked at my two young sons, each with his gun, and considered how much the safety of the party depended on these little fellows, I felt grateful to you, dear husband, for having acquainted them in childhood with the use of firearms."