Wif just picked out her pistol

[deepwater]

I have mine listed in the DRTV classifieds section....... free to a good home

does she come with her own gun collection?
 
deepwater

[fightingquaker13]

does she come with her own gun collection?
 
deepwater

Don't you already have one? Here I return to my earlier post about not annoying armed women.
FQ13 who will remind you that you live not all that very far north of Lorena Bobbit's home town.

[billt]

You mean you can sell a wife???

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wife_selling

It appears to be a more profitable solution than divorce for some people.  Bill T.

[blackwolfe]

You mean you can sell a wife???  I had to give mine a whole bunch of money to get rid of her.   

Can you trade them?

[bulldog75]

Can we trade them in on a newer model like a 1980s to 1985 model. Like one that does not have sagging bumpers rusty fenders. Oh crap wife read that............. Pain........ frying pan.......I think I can taste my spleen.

[Sponsor]

[MikeBjerum]

Whats a Wif?

It is a white plastic ball with holes in it 

[Johnny Bravo]

That's what you get when there ain't enough for a taste.   



Congrats to the wife for the new gun, RD.
Hope she enjoys it.

ROTFLMAO !!!!! PEG............you owe me a new keyboard! Just send it with the 1911 holsters. Damn.......I think I lost one of my lungs. I'm crying from laughing now!!! Thanks I needed that.