Are you a hippie?

[m25operator]

10%, probably over certain aspects of recycling, I don't recycle but reuse.

[CJS3]

3% Not really sure how they determind that. The questions were sort of goofy.

[Cutter68CB]

     Well 27% for me...Must have something to do with that Minor in Green Technology I have. Does wanting to use solor power mean I'm a conservative or just tired of paying the electric company??? Or does going to the local junk man first to look before I go to the retail store mean I'm either Freecycle or just cheap???

[jframesmith]

Well, since I'm an organic farmer, the 52% rating doesn't surprise me.

So.........yeah...I'm a hippie.

But....a well armed one.

[kilopaparomeo]

You are 0% hippie.
 
Ok, you conservative soul. Do you even believe in global warming? Loosen that necktie a little, and try some organic food. It actually does taste better. And go to a farmer's market--they're fun.

Thank heavens.  If I got even 5%, I was going to go fire up the SUV and run over my neighbors organic herb garden for good measure.

I am proud of my rating.

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[Gossamer]

 Only 6% and I even recycle a lot ! It must be because I think for myself and eat meat that I kill myself.

[billt]

4%. I'm surprised I did that good.   Bill T.

[Big Frank]

I'm 11% hippie. Yeah, Right.

[SwoopSJ]

0% hippie!  Evidently I have reformed as I have aged.  Around 10 years ago, I'd probably have been off the chart.  At that time I was rockin' the shoulder length hair, tye dyes, and sandals.  I always was a big fan of personal hygiene, however.   

Swoop

[Michael Bane]

Wait wait! I got a hippie story! So I'm in college at Florida State back in the Dawn of Time...I buy a crappy VW van (natch!) from a local guy and his 6 mutant sons for $300, American money. So a week after I FINALLY get all the used condoms cleaned out of the van — apparently a little added benefit — the former owner and about 3 of his sons show up and knock on the door of the 1954 Spartan travel trailer I lived in. I answer and am informed that $300 seems, in retrospect, a little light and that I needed to chip in an additional $100, American money, or they would pound me into hippie jelly. "Sure," I said as they held open the door and cracked their knuckles in happy anticipation. I only wish I thought of saying, "Cool dudes...be mellow..." or something appropriately hippie-ish. I go to my desk drawer, haul out my S&W Regulation Police revolver and announce to the clan that I can't seem to find any money, but they can have the van back if they'd agree to take back all the used rubbers.

"Well damn," said, Number 1 Son, "a hippie with a gun! Is that legal?"

"Well," said Dad, "it just ain't fair!"

I'm not a hippie, I said.

"If you don't shoot me and keep the van, do you promise not to mention the rubbers to my wife?" Dad said.

"I promise," I said. Not a word about the retro-van sex will ever pass my lips.

"Okay, then we're even," Dad said.

Michael "I Hear Banjos!" B