Are you a hippie?

[Walter45Auto]

9%. But I can't help it... My parents were hippies. Dad says he still is.....

[blackwolfe]

Finally took the quiz and from the perspective about 1970ish and what I was doing then.  38%.  Thought I might have scored higher, but that was before I looked at the questions.

[sledgemeister]

Wait wait! I got a hippie story! So I'm in college at Florida State back in the Dawn of Time...I buy a crappy VW van (natch!) from a local guy and his 6 mutant sons for $300, American money. So a week after I FINALLY get all the used condoms cleaned out of the van — apparently a little added benefit — the former owner and about 3 of his sons show up and knock on the door of the 1954 Spartan travel trailer I lived in. I answer and am informed that $300 seems, in retrospect, a little light and that I needed to chip in an additional $100, American money, or they would pound me into hippie jelly. "Sure," I said as they held open the door and cracked their knuckles in happy anticipation. I only wish I thought of saying, "Cool dudes...be mellow..." or something appropriately hippie-ish. I go to my desk drawer, haul out my S&W Regulation Police revolver and announce to the clan that I can't seem to find any money, but they can have the van back if they'd agree to take back all the used rubbers.

"Well damn," said, Number 1 Son, "a hippie with a gun! Is that legal?"

"Well," said Dad, "it just ain't fair!"

I'm not a hippie, I said.

"If you don't shoot me and keep the van, do you promise not to mention the rubbers to my wife?" Dad said.

"I promise," I said. Not a word about the retro-van sex will ever pass my lips.

"Okay, then we're even," Dad said.

Michael "I Hear Banjos!" B

If only the van could talk LOL

[BAC]

If only the van could talk LOL

It would probably say something like "My eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[sledgemeister]

It would probably say something like "My eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

There in lies the question, before or after it was sold to "Moon Beam Bane" ? 

[Sponsor]

[crusader rabbit]

Kinda s'prized me but I got 21%.  Must be on account of the body art...  I have some.  And I have always appreciated the search for some on the fairer sex (LOL)

[PegLeg45]

Well, someone had to do it:

[sledgemeister]

Well, someone had to do it:

OMG they was singing about my wifes uncle!
My youngest daughter dubbed him Uncle Stoner lol.
When we go up north of state we stay with "uncle stoner" and his wife and in all seriousness love the guy to bits, poor bugger has MS these days but he still gets about on his polaris bike, has the best garden ever and has even given up the weed.
He has stories that amaze and confound me, like when he has served time, tried all sorts of pharmacueticals, joined hari chrishnas, etc. These days he has mellowed some what, time has caught up and past him by, and now he just is happy to exist in his own little corner of paradise. If I wasnt a dead set redneck I could become a hippie, as long as I could have guns 

[Pathfinder]

You are 9% hippie.

Ok, you conservative soul. Do you even believe in global warming? Loosen that necktie a little, and try some organic food. It actually does taste better. And go to a farmer's market--they're fun.You are 9% hippie.
 

What a bunch of wankers. I am a conservationist, and they tag me with this hippie crap for recycling? Hell, I wasn't a hippie when hippies were really around. OK, I dabbled in the whole free sex thing, and wore my hair long, but I am not and never was a damn hippie!   

[tombogan03884]

Most of you have no clue what constitutes a "Hippie".  Like the dumb asses that voted for Obummer, you "ass u me" with out any research.
Hippies started as an anti Authority movement, yes, they opposed the war in Vietnam, but they were primarily focused on resisting big government and what has become the Wal Mart society.
Most of the crafts, such as basket making and blacksmithing, weaving, dying, Herbalism, etc owe their continued existence to the Hippies, who were focused on  self sufficiency and living off the grid.
Don't judge by Cali. That's where the queers, socialists and tree huggers went with their political agenda's, BS and propaganda.
The Hippies are mostly hunting, logging, and farming in Vt.

Yes I've been a hippie for 40 years , no matter what length my hair, and any one who has a problem with that can kiss my  azz.