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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #10 on: September 14, 2010, 01:51:06 AM »




All da biches in de hood be wearing this .

As an aside, the Navy Girl looks like she's going to lose it in a minute.   ;D

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #11 on: September 14, 2010, 02:33:40 AM »
"I spent hundreds of thousands of, tax payer, dollars in Spain, and all I got was this lousy dress."


Should've gone to Tiajuana and saved us all some $.  Could've covered her expenses by playing "coyote" and smuggling some of their desired, future constituency in on her return trip.  Would've been nice if her husband, Biden, & Pelosi accompanied her and stayed there.  DIDN'T    >:(

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #12 on: September 14, 2010, 05:12:25 AM »
"Don't laugh...I just traded a couple beat up AK-47's and a AR for this dress in Mexico! ...such a deal."

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #13 on: September 14, 2010, 06:24:40 AM »
Shortly after bho and his keeper took over, a question was posed on another thread - "what is it about them, I can't put my finger on it?"

I responded that they are like trailer trash who hit the lottery. That dress just about clinches it. WTF is she thinking?
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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #14 on: September 14, 2010, 07:23:21 AM »


Sasha made it in art class.  What's a mom to do?
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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #15 on: September 14, 2010, 07:58:50 AM »
Commisioning the shoot-n-see target folks to design a party dress for da bitch was a stroke of genious of epic proportion.

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #16 on: September 14, 2010, 10:46:43 AM »
And This, Ladies and Gentlemen, demonstrates the professionalism we demand from our Military Personnel.

Notice not one hint of a smirk or giggle.  That is the discipline we need.
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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #17 on: September 14, 2010, 11:18:16 AM »
No problem...they are all blind!

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #18 on: September 14, 2010, 11:18:50 AM »
And This, Ladies and Gentlemen, demonstrates the professionalism we demand from our Military Personnel.

Notice not one hint of a smirk or giggle.  That is the discipline we need.

WTF ? Even Barry looks like he wants to laugh.

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #19 on: September 14, 2010, 12:43:30 PM »
WTF ? Even Barry looks like he wants to laugh.

Yeah, he has a look on his face like he's thinking, "Oh, hell, not another DRTV 'caption' moment."
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