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Womens math...
« on: October 14, 2010, 10:19:53 PM »
Lets do a little math shall we.


I gave the wife a $100 to go watch friends kid play foot ball, She need cash and was running late.  The only cash I had was 100s

Its $5 to get in, Figure $20 for food/drink max. 



How is it I only get $15 buck back?


Its not the money, I don't care about the money, but where did it go?   If she put gas in her car, thats fine, but where did the ~$60 go?


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Re: Womens math...
« Reply #1 on: October 14, 2010, 10:23:25 PM »
All women.....especially married women, have a slush fund.....usually kept in an old purse hanging in the closet.....or a jacket pocket.

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Re: Womens math...
« Reply #2 on: October 14, 2010, 10:27:15 PM »
You are trying to get me in trouble arn't you?



I'm pretty sure it went for gas.  which is fine,  I just would like to know where it went.
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Re: Womens math...
« Reply #3 on: October 14, 2010, 10:41:53 PM »
Never get caught looking for the location of the slush fund.

And, if you ask where the money went, be prepared for anything.
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Re: Womens math...
« Reply #4 on: October 14, 2010, 10:48:00 PM »
relationships have to be built on trust, if you can't trust each other with small stuff, you can't trust them with big stuff.

I have not talked to her about it yet.  She came home, droped the "change" on the kitchen table, got changed and went to work.  She could have made a mistake and not given it all too me, but I bet it went to gas...


20 gallon tank, figure 17-18 gallons needed to fill it up  x $3.50 a gallon = $60.
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Re: Womens math...
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Re: Womens math...
« Reply #5 on: October 14, 2010, 11:16:02 PM »
Quote from: TAB on October 14, 2010, 10:19:53 PM
.The only cash I had was 100


Gee, that sounds rough!    ;D
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Re: Womens math...
« Reply #6 on: October 14, 2010, 11:17:07 PM »
I love being paid in cash...   ;D
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Re: Womens math...
« Reply #7 on: October 15, 2010, 12:10:18 AM »
Even if it gets in your craw, never sweat the small stuff, just not worth it. IHMO.
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Re: Womens math...
« Reply #8 on: October 15, 2010, 01:10:51 AM »
Newly weds sheesh.
Tab, THERE IS NO CHANGE you should be stunned that you actually got $15 back.
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Re: Womens math...
« Reply #9 on: October 15, 2010, 01:24:12 AM »
Quote from: m25operator on October 15, 2010, 12:10:18 AM
Even if it gets in your craw, never sweat the small stuff, just not worth it. IHMO.
Wise words. Push it, and you'll cheerfully pay the $65 to get out of the ensuing argument. Repeat after me; "Yes dear". ;D
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