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who's tougher - Ziva David or Chuck Norris?
« on: November 12, 2010, 03:14:55 PM »
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Re: who's tougher - Ziva David or Chuck Norris?
« Reply #1 on: November 12, 2010, 03:18:31 PM »
Yes you are, and not just for this. ;D
Now, onto business. I think Ziva with no question. Honestly despite that, I'd choose to fight her, because getting up close and sweaty with her would make the pain worthwhile. ;D With Chuck, it would just be kind of gross. Plus, he's a 106. I doubt he could kick you in the knee, much less the head. :-\
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Re: who's tougher - Ziva David or Chuck Norris?
« Reply #2 on: November 12, 2010, 03:48:22 PM »
While Cote de Pablo is hotter than lava, she's just an actor!   :D

Chuck, in spite of his near forty year career in films and television, IS NOT AN ACTOR!  He's a martial arts dude who's 70 years old and could kick enough ass of men 1/4 his age...which is why he's been in so many films....

While I'd take a pinch from Cote......In a pinch, I'd want Chuck on my side.....

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Re: who's tougher - Ziva David or Chuck Norris?
« Reply #3 on: November 12, 2010, 03:50:21 PM »
Yes you are, and not just for this. ;D
Now, onto business. I think Ziva with no question. Honestly despite that, I'd choose to fight her, because getting up close and sweaty with her would make the pain worthwhile. ;D With Chuck, it would just be kind of gross. Plus, he's a 106. I doubt he could kick you in the knee, much less the head. :-\
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Re: who's tougher - Ziva David or Chuck Norris?
« Reply #4 on: November 12, 2010, 04:02:53 PM »
I think Ziva would be a dirtier fighter..that's for sure.

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Re: who's tougher - Ziva David or Chuck Norris?
« Reply #5 on: November 12, 2010, 04:17:31 PM »
I think Ziva would be a dirtier fighter..that's for sure.

I like dirty!  :D

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Re: who's tougher - Ziva David or Chuck Norris?
« Reply #6 on: November 12, 2010, 04:28:00 PM »
Ziva, without hesitation!  She would automatically have the upper hand because no one would want to mess up that "purdy" face.  Chuck, on the other hand, would introduce you to the floor so quickly there would be little or no pain involved.  Until you woke up and began the long road to recovery, that is. 

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Re: who's tougher - Ziva David or Chuck Norris?
« Reply #7 on: November 12, 2010, 04:34:41 PM »
Actually my money would be on Granny Clampett and that shotgun  ;D

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Re: who's tougher - Ziva David or Chuck Norris?
« Reply #8 on: November 20, 2010, 09:13:58 PM »
As hot as Ziva is, only Abby could get my heart a-racin' before invoking the wrath of the Almighty Gibbs....at 800 yds......



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Re: who's tougher - Ziva David or Chuck Norris?
« Reply #9 on: November 21, 2010, 04:11:59 PM »
That's an interesting question.  It's easier to say she's more dangerous because of the 'packaging.'  She maybe more deadly because of sniper training and her bomb experience. 

She could be tougher because Krav Maga isn't as pretty as the martial arts that Chuck practices, but it's more effective because of the KISS aspect of it.  She did survive the captivity without her hair out of place
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