Marshal'ette, does this count as another Ruger story?

Hell, I'll just send you a shirt for that..
**I'm still laughing** Damn, that hit my funny bone...

Want me to cook him up for your birthday supper?

Haz~~~ I don't think you realize how much a country redneck I really am .. I have trapped and shot young coons and they are wonderful eating. They are a mild tasting meat and I brown them in flour and bacon grease.. and then oven cook them slow with mushrooms and some seasonings ( bay leaf etc) ..
I'm serious .. they are delicious.. but I think I will pass on the one you shot. I imagine he was all stressed out from trying to outrun your bullets... and ... (((hahahahahahaha))) any coon that is THAT full of shit, I don't want to eat..
