Author Topic: One less Raccoon in the world! (Add your funny nuisance animal killing story)  (Read 30338 times)

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I finally killed that SOB 'coon that has been $h1tting in my pool!  ;D

This sum'bitch has used my pool as his toilet about 3 times in the last month and I never saw him---til today.  >:(

Hit him 4 times :o with .22 mags from (what else) my Ruger Single Six (once on the run at about 8 yards  8)).  Tough bastard to kill!  weighed about 25 lbs.

Ding Dong the Coon is dead!!!!!

Marshal'ette, does this count as another Ruger story?  ;D ;D
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Re: One less Raccoon in the world! YEAAAAAAAAA!!!
« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2008, 02:17:03 PM »
22Mag is the perfect raccoon gun. Would be really surprised if that was the only one that you are going to have to deal with. The 22mag version of the Quikshocks (segmented subsonics or whatever CCI is calling them would seem to be perfect for them.) I remembering being stationed out in CA and the raccoons there were like squirrels in a normal city(numbers and fearless of humans.)

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Re: One less Raccoon in the world! YEAAAAAAAAA!!!
« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2008, 02:22:26 PM »

**wiping the tears**
Ohhh Haz.. I am sorry for laughing so hard at your plight.. but damn! hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Nothing like getting you in the pissed off shooting mode than raccoon poop in your pool.
The visual is more than I can take ..     hahahahahaa
 Ohhhhhhhh lord, I am dying here.. hahahahahahaha
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Re: One less Raccoon in the world! YEAAAAAAAAA!!!
« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2008, 02:27:16 PM »
Way to go Hazcat.  Sounds like you dislike coons as much as I do.  I used to dedicate my Berretta 92 w/crimson trace and Win STHP but that got expensive.  The most I'll use on a coon now is a Stinger behind the ear.

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Re: One less Raccoon in the world! YEAAAAAAAAA!!!
« Reply #4 on: February 26, 2008, 02:33:42 PM »

**wiping the tears**
Ohhh Haz.. I am sorry for laughing so hard at your plight.. but damn! hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Nothing like getting you in the pissed off shooting mode than raccoon poop in your pool.
The visual is more than I can take ..     hahahahahaa
 Ohhhhhhhh lord, I am dying here.. hahahahahahaha


I love you too, Seetheart.   ::)

Want me to cook him up for your birthday supper?     :o   ;D
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Re: One less Raccoon in the world! YEAAAAAAAAA!!!
« Reply #5 on: February 26, 2008, 02:42:17 PM »

Marshal'ette, does this count as another Ruger story?  ;D ;D

Hell, I'll just send you a shirt for that..
**I'm still laughing** Damn, that hit my funny bone...


Want me to cook him up for your birthday supper?     :o   ;D

Haz~~~ I don't think you realize how much a country redneck I really am .. I have trapped and shot young coons and they are wonderful eating. They are a mild tasting meat and I brown them in flour and bacon grease.. and then oven cook them slow with mushrooms and some seasonings ( bay leaf etc) ..
I'm serious .. they are delicious.. but I think I will pass on the one you shot. I imagine he was all stressed out from trying to outrun your bullets... and ... (((hahahahahahaha)))  any coon that is THAT full of shit, I don't want to eat..
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Re: One less Raccoon in the world! YEAAAAAAAAA!!!
« Reply #6 on: February 26, 2008, 02:48:45 PM »
Hell, I'll just send you a shirt for that..
**I'm still laughing** Damn, that hit my funny bone...

Thanks, I need a big'un ( 2x)  :D :D :D :D :D :D

Haz~~~ I don't think you realize how much a country redneck I really am .. I have trapped and shot young coons and they are wonderful eating. They are a mild tasting meat and I brown them in flour and bacon grease.. and then oven cook them slow with mushrooms and some seasonings ( bay leaf etc) ..
I'm serious .. they are delicious.. but I think I will pass on the one you shot. I imagine he was all stressed out from trying to outrun your bullets... and ... (((hahahahahahaha)))  any coon that is THAT full of shit, I don't want to eat..


I wasn't quite kiddin'.  ;)   I too, grew up in the woods (at least in summer down on the farm) and have eaten my share of coon, squrrill and rabbit.  Sounds delish! You can cook for me anytime!  ;D  Just not this one.  I said it took 4 shots to kill him, I didn't say I stopped shooting!  ;)
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Re: One less Raccoon in the world! YEAAAAAAAAA!!!
« Reply #7 on: February 26, 2008, 04:34:14 PM »
Thanks, I need a big'un ( 2x)  :D :D :D :D :D :D

  Just not this one.  I said it took 4 shots to kill him, I didn't say I stopped shooting!  ;)


 4 to finish him and the rest cuz you weren't done being mad ? ;D

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Re: One less Raccoon in the world! YEAAAAAAAAA!!!
« Reply #8 on: February 26, 2008, 04:40:05 PM »
Shoot'em till he's dead!
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Re: One less Raccoon in the world! YEAAAAAAAAA!!!
« Reply #9 on: February 26, 2008, 05:27:33 PM »
Shoot'em till he's dead!

And then shoot 'em again! :)
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