Dangers of ice fishing

[wtr100]

There were two good ol' boys from Alabama, who love to fish, and they wanted to do some ice fishing. They'd heard about it up in Canada, so they took off up there. The lake was frozen nicely. They stopped just before they got to the lake at a little bait shop and got all their tackle. One of them said, "We're gonna need an ice pick." So they got that, and they took off. In about two hours, one of them was back at the shop and said, "We're gonna need another dozen ice picks."

Well, the fellow in the shop wanted to ask some questions, but he didn't. He sold him the picks, and the old boy left. In about an hour, he was back. Said, "We're gonna need all the ice picks you've got."

The bait man couldn't stand it any longer. "By the way," he asked, "how are you fellows doing?"

"Not very well at all," he said. "We ain't even got the boat in the water yet."

[Timothy]

Piss on the ice and slap a guy on the head with a fish, and they are expected to follow you back onto your shack on an ice flow? Where hopefully the sex will be over before the sweat freezes you together, leaving you helpless prey for the ice weasels? There is reason the South secceeded. You people are freaking insane.
FQ13

Hey, weyup Minnesota wey, ay.....day got shanties wit crappers, satellite TV, da whole nine yards......

Ay.....day even got couches, heat...."The Great White Nort'......"

 

[TAB]

I don't know why, but for some reason this story makes me think it was a trashy midwest porno shoot gone bad.


I mean there is a fishy smell, peeing, 2 guys in a "shanti", domination, a slap across the face...









I'm bringing some single malt to the corner with me.

[fightingquaker13]

And fish TAB, you forgot the fish. I'm no conissuer of fetishes, but I bet you'd have to look long and hard for fish porn. God bless American ingenuity.
FQ13 who will take a beer out into the back yard and enjoy the 80 degree day.

[tombogan03884]

Hey FQ, Don't knock "Fun in the Snow" until you've tried it. You will forget all about the cold ! 

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[TAB]

And fish TAB, you forgot the fish. I'm no conissuer of fetishes, but I bet you'd have to look long and hard for fish porn. God bless American ingenuity.
FQ13 who will take a beer out into the back yard and enjoy the 80 degree day.

um, you would be amazed at whats out there.  I've posted a bunch of fish porn on youtube.


there also use to be a web site that dressed up all kinds of food as people and put them in sexual postions  it was funny as hell.

[fightingquaker13]

LaLaLaLaLa! Not listening to TAB. M'lette, can we get a corner added to the corner?
FQ13

[tombogan03884]

FQ, you are an innocent . 
But TAB should hook up with Red, they are both depraved individuals. 

[TAB]

Warning, warning don't click, fish porn, fish pron


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oz7eUwvsoA




no its not mine, just the 1st link I found.


was that so bad?( we all know you guys clicked it)

[McGyver]

Jeez! M'Lette leaves for a week and this place goes to hell in a handbasket! 

M'LETTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  We're gonna need another corner for "the corner"!