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PegLeg45

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Re: I Briefly Crossed Over To The Dark Side
« Reply #40 on: July 10, 2011, 07:37:36 PM »
Quote from: tombogan03884 on July 10, 2011, 07:23:39 PM
Your going to Hell.




            ;D

And your punishment will be cleaning Glocks.


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"I expect perdition, I always have. I keep this building at my back, and several guns handy, in case perdition arrives in a form that's susceptible to bullets. I expect it will come in the disease form, though. I'm susceptible to diseases, and you can't shoot a damned disease." ~ Judge Roy Bean, Streets of Laredo

For the Patriots of this country, the Constitution is second only to the Bible for most. For those who love this country, but do not share my personal beliefs, it is their Bible. To them nothing comes before the Constitution of these United States of America. For this we are all labeled potential terrorists. ~ Dean Garrison

"When it comes to the enemy, just because they ain't pullin' a trigger, doesn't mean they ain't totin' ammo for those that are."~PegLeg

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Re: I Briefly Crossed Over To The Dark Side
« Reply #41 on: July 10, 2011, 10:24:30 PM »
Quote from: PegLeg45 on July 10, 2011, 07:37:36 PM
And your punishment will be cleaning Glocks.


 ;D
Ok, that will take about 1 minute and 45 seconds out of eternity. Dissasemble into five parts, spritz, wipe, run a brush and a couple of patches through. I hope the cable is good because he'll have a lot of free time. ;D
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Re: I Briefly Crossed Over To The Dark Side
« Reply #42 on: July 10, 2011, 11:25:53 PM »
It's Hell, it doesn't work that way.
The parts won't come apart, the "spritz" comes out everywhere except the nozzle, there are no rags for wiping, the brush is the wrong size, and if you get to the patches (already filthy ) the cleaning rod will break.

Don't worry about the cable, it's all Shamwow  infomercials any way.   ;D
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Re: I Briefly Crossed Over To The Dark Side
« Reply #43 on: July 10, 2011, 11:28:40 PM »
Yeah, but here's the good news. Its a freaking Glock, you don't need to clean it and it will still work just fine. ;D
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Re: I Briefly Crossed Over To The Dark Side
« Reply #44 on: July 11, 2011, 12:27:42 AM »
Wait a minute.  "It's hell".  The solvent would catch fire.  Which is OK cause the Glocks would all melt.  Which is OK, cause "IT'S HELL"!  What goods a Glock, clean or dirty in HELL?

If you hadn't used that 1911 that jammed on you, you probably wouldn't be there in the first place.   ;)
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Re: I Briefly Crossed Over To The Dark Side
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Re: I Briefly Crossed Over To The Dark Side
« Reply #45 on: July 11, 2011, 11:24:23 AM »
Quote from: fightingquaker13 on July 10, 2011, 10:24:30 PM
Ok, that will take about 1 minute and 45 seconds out of eternity. Dissasemble into five parts, spritz, wipe, run a brush and a couple of patches through. I hope the cable is good because he'll have a lot of free time. ;D
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Apparently, you've never cleaned a "well-shot" Glock......or used 'dirty' ammo.    ;D  ;D  ;D
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"I expect perdition, I always have. I keep this building at my back, and several guns handy, in case perdition arrives in a form that's susceptible to bullets. I expect it will come in the disease form, though. I'm susceptible to diseases, and you can't shoot a damned disease." ~ Judge Roy Bean, Streets of Laredo

For the Patriots of this country, the Constitution is second only to the Bible for most. For those who love this country, but do not share my personal beliefs, it is their Bible. To them nothing comes before the Constitution of these United States of America. For this we are all labeled potential terrorists. ~ Dean Garrison

"When it comes to the enemy, just because they ain't pullin' a trigger, doesn't mean they ain't totin' ammo for those that are."~PegLeg

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Re: I Briefly Crossed Over To The Dark Side
« Reply #46 on: July 11, 2011, 12:21:07 PM »
Quote from: PegLeg45 on July 11, 2011, 11:24:23 AM
Apparently, you've never cleaned a "well-shot" Glock......or used 'dirty' ammo.    ;D  ;D  ;D

Will we get to shoot a lot in Hell?  Or do we clean the guns from the folks up in Heaven were everyone is given the complete Glock catalog and all the ammo they need.....true everlasting bliss up there.
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Re: I Briefly Crossed Over To The Dark Side
« Reply #47 on: July 11, 2011, 12:30:13 PM »
Quote from: Solus on July 11, 2011, 12:21:07 PM
Will we get to shoot a lot in Hell?  Or do we clean the guns from the folks up in Heaven were everyone is given the complete Glock catalog and all the ammo they need.....true everlasting bliss up there.

I'm hoping for a 1000yd range.    ;)
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"I expect perdition, I always have. I keep this building at my back, and several guns handy, in case perdition arrives in a form that's susceptible to bullets. I expect it will come in the disease form, though. I'm susceptible to diseases, and you can't shoot a damned disease." ~ Judge Roy Bean, Streets of Laredo

For the Patriots of this country, the Constitution is second only to the Bible for most. For those who love this country, but do not share my personal beliefs, it is their Bible. To them nothing comes before the Constitution of these United States of America. For this we are all labeled potential terrorists. ~ Dean Garrison

"When it comes to the enemy, just because they ain't pullin' a trigger, doesn't mean they ain't totin' ammo for those that are."~PegLeg
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