Hi, My name is Hazcat…

[Teresa Heilevang]

Listen here SlideRacker, You try and 'dido' me  and there's gonna be problems!

Oh for the love of the lord~!~~~~~~~~~

[tombogan03884]

I used to occasionaly check out gun related forums I ran across, or heard mentioned on Gun Talk or NRA news, none of them really apealed to me, Then one night I heard Tom Gresham interveiwing this guy named Bane, seems like he had a web site similar to "Gun talk tv" with a blog, and a forum, OK, I don't have anything to do , I'll check this out. One of the first threads I read involved this character "Hazcat". Now after over 600 posts in almost 5 days time spent on the site, I have a great source of information thanks to MB's blog and all of you, a blog of my own thanks to the help from Marshal, a whole new assortment of "dirty" jokes thanks to Marshal'ette, and a WHOLE RAFT of new freinds to vent to and laugh with who I never would have met if not for the efforts of the 3 M's. THANK YOU !

[Teresa Heilevang]

I have ALL this talent and intelligence just just mega rolling off me and all the credit I get is " I have new dirty jokes from Marshal'ette".. ??

We go anywhere and I hear... "Oh hell. look over there! It's Michael Bane and Marshal Halloway"..
Oh my gosh.. Is that Marshal the Cowboy Guy?  Hey Honey..Come here! I want you to get to meet Marshal." (blah blah blahblah)
We were in Vegas ,in the elevator no less, and a couple guys get in and say" My God.. It's Marshal on Down Range!!  Hey Marshal**shaking his hand like it was on a well pump** It is such an honor getting to meet you".
(((Ohhh Plluuuseeese...   He isn't Elvis for gods sake)))

And if you are with Michael.. Well we can't get anywhere without someone stopping him and wanting to tell him how great he is on Shooting Gallery and Down Range and how excited they are to get to meet him ... yada yada yada. 

Marshal and Michael get noticed for all the who-rah... and I .... **sniff...  lip quivering and...and... *hiccup*  All I get is
just noticed for my dirty jokes..

You have dug yourself a good one this time Tom...

[Hazcat]

WOOOO EEEE Tom!

You're in for it now.  I'm gonna cause I know there's incoming

(yep, just call me )

[tombogan03884]

I have ALL this talent and intelligence just just mega rolling off me and all the credit I get is " I have new dirty jokes from Marshal'ette".. ??

We go anywhere and I hear... "Oh hell. look over there! It's Michael Bane and Marshal Halloway"..
Oh my gosh.. Is that Marshal the Cowboy Guy?  Hey Honey..Come here! I want you to get to meet Marshal." (blah blah blahblah)
We were in Vegas ,in the elevator no less, and a couple guys get in and say" My God.. It's Marshal on Down Range!!  Hey Marshal**shaking his hand like it was on a well pump** It is such an honor getting to meet you".
(((Ohhh Plluuuseeese...   He isn't Elvis for gods sake)))

And if you are with Michael.. Well we can't get anywhere without someone stopping him and wanting to tell him how great he is on Shooting Gallery and Down Range and how excited they are to get to meet him ... yada yada yada. 

Marshal and Michael get noticed for all the who-rah... and I .... **sniff...  lip quivering and...and... *hiccup*  All I get is
just noticed for my dirty jokes..

You have dug yourself a good one this time Tom...

 With your unmatched assstance, Marshal and Michael keep me informed on technical and political matters, YOU, however, help me to keep it in perspective, and end an otherwise frustrating day with a laugh. This would not be the same place without your charming presence       
Besides, they are GREAT jokes. 

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[tombogan03884]

WOOOO EEEE Tom!

You're in for it now.  I'm gonna cause I know there's incoming

(yep, just call me )

Think it'll get me off the hook  Haz ?  or am I going on that s- list with you ?     

[DDMac]

Haz, Tom's not alone in the dog house. It has been noticed by a person of great import on my personal well being, that my computer home page is set to Page 1 of the Ruger shirt thread. You know which one I mean. Tried to explain my new fascination with cowboy action shooting..., no joy. So, we are both on probation I guess. At least I stay on the porch, so to speak. This too shall pass.
Mac.

[tombogan03884]

Haz, Tom's not alone in the dog house. It has been noticed by a person of great import on my personal well being, that my computer home page is set to Page 1 of the Ruger shirt thread. You know which one I mean. Tried to explain my new fascination with cowboy action shooting..., no joy. So, we are both on probation I guess. At least I stay on the porch, so to speak. This too shall pass.
Mac.

WOOOO EEEE Tom!

You're in for it now.  I'm gonna cause I know there's incoming

(yep, just call me )

PLEASE vote the poll I just posted    

[Hazcat]

Think it'll get me off the hook  Haz ?  or am I going on that s- list with you ?    

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[tombogan03884]

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Welcome to the club!

Does Mac make us the Three Stooges?