A set of Aussie Redneck Bookends!! 
All you need is airfare to California, TAB will pick you up, after you flirt with his wife, billt will take you in Arizona, where you can flirt with his wife,...than to Kansas where you can flirt with Marshall'ette, than the eastern states....down to Florida, where you can flirt with my wife....

In between range time, hog hunts, pub time, and BBQ's,....you'll sleep the whole way home, and if you don't have any tattoo's (officially sanctioned by DRTV),.....and we don't need bail:
It will be a fantastic time.....Time it around the Presidential election, when BHO is officially retired.....than us Americans will really be celebrating. (or rioting, in which case we will need your help)......
