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fightingquaker13

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Droopy pants and crime. Never a good combo.
« on: August 26, 2011, 01:20:05 PM »
Now kids, you've all seen how Plaxico Buress showed us that wearing baggy pants and carrying an illegal gun was a bad idea. Now for today's lesson, Mr. Ortiz will show us how stealing beer without a belt can also end in tragedy. Look how many innocent beers died needlessly! :'(
Remember kids, before commiting a crime, always wear a belt!
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Re: Droopy pants and crime. Never a good combo.
« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2011, 01:41:29 PM »
For the sake of the beer - Ban baggy pants, and ban them now!  How many more cold and tasty beers must we sacrifice to the outdated worship of baggy pants?  Remember, it's for the children  beer  ;D
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Re: Droopy pants and crime. Never a good combo.
« Reply #2 on: August 26, 2011, 02:33:26 PM »
If any viewers recognize this stupid asscrack, they are urged to contact local police.
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Re: Droopy pants and crime. Never a good combo.
« Reply #3 on: August 26, 2011, 02:42:42 PM »
Quote from: kmitch200 on August 26, 2011, 02:33:26 PM
If any viewers recognize this stupid asscrack, they are urged to contact local police.
Actually they got them. The girlfriend narced on them. Apparently she couldn't take the shame. They were both booked on petty theft. If I were the prosecutor, I'd have tacked on indecent exposure just because it would have been  fun. ;D
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Re: Droopy pants and crime. Never a good combo.
« Reply #4 on: August 26, 2011, 04:07:25 PM »
Turn "Mr. Blackwell" lose on this criminal genius.
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Re: Droopy pants and crime. Never a good combo.
« Reply #5 on: August 26, 2011, 04:15:36 PM »
Good thing they were cans and not bottles,....or he would have gutted himself with the belly flop on pavement with broken glass.

Just say no to crack,..... ::)

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Re: Droopy pants and crime. Never a good combo.
« Reply #6 on: August 26, 2011, 04:41:51 PM »
they need to put up a  No Baggy Pants sign like the No Firearms sigh...just to help the bad guys out again.
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Re: Droopy pants and crime. Never a good combo.
« Reply #7 on: August 26, 2011, 06:08:58 PM »
Quote from: twyacht on August 26, 2011, 04:15:36 PM
Good thing they were cans and not bottles,....or he would have gutted himself with the belly flop on pavement with broken glass.

Just say no to crack,..... ::)




I don't see them being cans as a good thing.
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« Reply #8 on: August 26, 2011, 06:27:57 PM »
Cracked me up.  What an ass!  I guess he fell behind in his beer delivery.  Bad luck, must have been a full moon that night.  OK, I'm done.
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Re: Droopy pants and crime. Never a good combo.
« Reply #9 on: August 26, 2011, 06:38:41 PM »
Don't ban baggy, droopy pants.  They make the asshats of society easier for the cops to catch when they try to run.   ;D
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