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Now for something totally different.
« on: September 07, 2011, 08:33:20 PM »
Drunken elk rescued from Swede's apple tree
Then I went over to take a look and spotted an elk stuck in an apple tree with only one leg left on the ground,” Johansson told The Local.
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Drunken elk are common in Sweden during the autumn season when there are plenty of apples lying around on the ground and hanging from branches in Swedish gardens.

http://www.thelocal.se/36002/20110907/



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Re: Now for something totally different.
« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2011, 09:33:06 PM »
The Elk was heard repeatedly saying to it's rescuers "I love You Man!!"
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Re: Now for something totally different.
« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2011, 05:17:38 AM »
LMAO! ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Now for something totally different.
« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2011, 07:27:38 AM »
The back story is the elk had all his money in Greek and Italian municiple bonds.  He got drunk enough to end it all,but he forgot his rope.
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« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2011, 12:39:57 PM »
I'm not a wildlife biologist but is that an elk? Looks like a couple moose I've seen or do my eyes deceive me?

Pecos, who can't imagine a drunken moose.
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Re: Now for something totally different.
« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2011, 12:45:55 PM »
Quote from: Pecos Bill on September 08, 2011, 12:39:57 PM
I'm not a wildlife biologist but is that an elk? Looks like a couple moose I've seen or do my eyes deceive me?

Pecos, who can't imagine a drunken moose.

I believe the animal called a moose in North America is called an elk in Sweden. 

I wonder if hunting season coincides with fermented apple season. 
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« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2011, 01:44:36 PM »
They're not that bright at the best of times.
Kind of like some people I know.
"Hold my beer, watch this !"
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Re: Now for something totally different.
« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2011, 02:56:19 PM »
Quote from: Majer on September 07, 2011, 09:33:06 PM
The Elk was heard repeatedly saying to it's rescuers "I love You Man!!"

And earlier in the day, "I can walk home by myself, Jake!!"    ;D    8)
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Re: Now for something totally different.
« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2011, 04:28:55 PM »
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"Hold my fermented apple, and watch this."...... ;D

The cultural difference in terminology is correct, what we call moose, they call elk....



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Re: Now for something totally different.
« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2011, 05:09:07 PM »
Quote from: Ichiban on September 08, 2011, 12:45:55 PM
I believe the animal called a moose in North America is called an elk in Sweden. 

I wonder if hunting season coincides with fermented apple season. 

Correct...it's spelled "alg" in Sweden and "elg" in Norway I think...

Scandinavian DNA runs in the family!

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