Ok, satellites have picked up all sorts of weird stuff in the Chinese dessert.
No Fortune Cookies For You!!!! 
It's alright, we give you and TAB a pardon for dem dam intolerable keys....
Chinese ain't stupid. Conventional warfare is not their "cup of tea"... They have time and money on their side as we sink ourselves.
BUT, we have a launch capability,
right up until we get hacked by Won Hung Lo, a 19 year old Beijing hacker that scrambles our launch codes.
Not their real motive,....it is more like the commercial, and much more realistic at this rate, with this POTUS.