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billt

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Re: I Swear You Can't Make This Stuff Up !
« Reply #50 on: April 18, 2014, 11:40:07 AM »
Perhaps Lorena Bobbitt turned him down for a date?
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Re: I Swear You Can't Make This Stuff Up !
« Reply #51 on: April 18, 2014, 02:57:13 PM »
If you want to kill yourself by jumping you need to go higher than the second story.
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""It may be laid down as a primary position, and the basis of our system, that every Citizen who enjoys the protection of a free Government, owes not only a proportion of his property, but even his personal services to the defence of it, and consequently that the Citizens of America (with a few legal and official exceptions) from 18 to 50 Years of Age should be borne on the Militia Rolls, provided with uniform Arms, and so far accustomed to the use of them, that the Total strength of the Country might be called forth at a Short Notice on any very interesting Emergency." - George Washington. Letter to Alexander Hamilton, Friday, May 02, 1783

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Re: I Swear You Can't Make This Stuff Up !
« Reply #52 on: April 18, 2014, 03:05:19 PM »
Quote from: jumbofrank on April 18, 2014, 02:57:13 PM
If you want to kill yourself by jumping you need to go higher than the second story.

Got to make do with what you've got .  ;D
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Re: I Swear You Can't Make This Stuff Up !
« Reply #53 on: April 18, 2014, 03:26:52 PM »
If it is the 2nd floor just go head first, problem solved, unless you have an extremly hard head.
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Re: I Swear You Can't Make This Stuff Up !
« Reply #54 on: April 18, 2014, 03:51:46 PM »
Quote from: tombogan03884 on April 18, 2014, 03:05:19 PM
Got to make do with what you've got .  ;D
  why do I think drugs are envolved.
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Re: I Swear You Can't Make This Stuff Up !
« Reply #55 on: Today at 08:31:48 AM »
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Re: I Swear You Can't Make This Stuff Up !
« Reply #55 on: April 19, 2014, 06:55:59 AM »
Quote from: TAB on April 18, 2014, 03:51:46 PM
  why do I think drugs are envolved.

Because you have a nasty, and suspicious mind that always suspects drugs or booze ?
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billt

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Re: I Swear You Can't Make This Stuff Up !
« Reply #56 on: April 19, 2014, 07:40:27 AM »
Quote from: tombogan03884 on April 19, 2014, 06:55:59 AM
Because you have a nasty, and suspicious mind that always suspects drugs or booze ?

Or....Perhaps because of the self surgery involved, he feels a pain killer was desperately needed?
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Re: I Swear You Can't Make This Stuff Up !
« Reply #57 on: April 28, 2014, 08:07:20 AM »
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Re: I Swear You Can't Make This Stuff Up !
« Reply #58 on: April 28, 2014, 12:08:57 PM »
Shut up and sit there bleeding all day. Yeah, that's how to handle the situation.
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""It may be laid down as a primary position, and the basis of our system, that every Citizen who enjoys the protection of a free Government, owes not only a proportion of his property, but even his personal services to the defence of it, and consequently that the Citizens of America (with a few legal and official exceptions) from 18 to 50 Years of Age should be borne on the Militia Rolls, provided with uniform Arms, and so far accustomed to the use of them, that the Total strength of the Country might be called forth at a Short Notice on any very interesting Emergency." - George Washington. Letter to Alexander Hamilton, Friday, May 02, 1783

THE RIGHT TO BUY WEAPONS IS THE RIGHT TO BE FREE - A. E. van Vogt, The Weapon Shops of Isher

tombogan03884

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Re: I Swear You Can't Make This Stuff Up !
« Reply #59 on: April 28, 2014, 02:57:04 PM »
The thought that comes to my mind is , Is the country worth saving ?
Or should the few who still have a clue just take over Porta Rico and let the dumbasses get what they deserve ?
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