Is the Capt. sober ? Thats usualy the problem for Exxon 
Guess you have to be old like me and remember Ford first hand. As President, he kept physically messing up, bumped into the door frame of Air Force One, slipped off the last step of the steps down from the plane, shanked a golf ball into a crowd of reporters, stuff like that.
I'm not saying alcohol was
not involved, he just seemed clumsy. My attempt at humor.

Guess I'll keep it to the joke thread.