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MikeBjerum

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Today, I Resigned!
« on: February 20, 2013, 10:33:09 AM »
I am in the process of mailing off my letters of resignation to the National Rifle Association Education Department, the Minnesota Department of Natural Resources, and three other organizations I am certified to teach under.

http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/341055/biden-woman-you-dont-need-ar-15-its-harder-aim-its-harder-use-andrew-johnson

Thank You Vice President Biden!!!

Am am totally ashamed of my actions over the past decades, and I will be informing law enforcement and the County Attorney of my actions for prosecution.

I have been teaching that all firearms (handgun, rifle and shotgun) are sighted the same - You align your eyes with the barrel and align the sights with the target.  Mr. Biden has pointed out that I do not know how to aim correctly.  I have been teaching that the fourth rule of firearm safety is "Know your target and what is beyond."  Mr. Biden taught me this morning that it is appropriate to just point the shotgun and fire both barrels.  I have long taught that you are responsible for every projectile that leaves your firearm, but Mr. Biden has educated me that it is better to fire to scare suspects, if they exist, off.

I am so sorry that I can not fully express my grief.  I beg your mercy for the damage I have done to society through my education, and I will be talking to a real estate agent and auctioneer to liquidate all of my worldly goods to donate to the Brady Campaign to right my wrongs.
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Re: Today, I Resigned!
« Reply #1 on: February 20, 2013, 11:11:37 AM »
Thank goodness you've finally seen the light.  But, you are only part of the way there...

Giving all your worldly goods to the Brady Bunch is certainly a great idea.  But, it's just a start. 

As soon as possible, you will want to get on welfare and food stamps to show your true commitment to progressive enlightenment. 

Just remember that nothing you have ever done has ever been your fault.  You do not know enough to make rational decisions about your life.  The government always knows better than you about every choice you think you may want to make.

If you are able to make these simple changes, you will be ready to vote Democrat and never have to work again.

Good luck as you change your life.

Oh, and I am happy to help you get rid of all those nasty guns.  You shouldn't have to worry about a thing.  Just PM me and I'll provide the necessary instructions you seek.

As always, I live only to serve.

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Re: Today, I Resigned!
« Reply #2 on: February 20, 2013, 11:26:59 AM »
Quote from: crusader rabbit on February 20, 2013, 11:11:37 AM
Oh, and I am happy to help you get rid of all those nasty guns.  You shouldn't have to worry about a thing.  Just PM me and I'll provide the necessary instructions you seek.

Don't listen to the fluffy fella with big ears.  He's in Florida, which would require you to ship firearms and ammunition to an unknown person.  Next thing you know, he'll be in the mall shooting up the joint.

I, on the other hand, could personally collect your firearms and ammunition from you and dispose of them properly.  You could meet me face to face and see that I'm clearly sane and not a threat to others.  Does Saturday work for you? 
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Re: Today, I Resigned!
« Reply #3 on: February 20, 2013, 12:09:51 PM »
 8)  Hear ya go Joe!
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tombogan03884

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Re: Today, I Resigned!
« Reply #4 on: February 20, 2013, 01:22:41 PM »
We really need a sarcasm warning !  ;D
You really had me going till I got to
" I am certified to teach under."
After that I knew exactly what total stupidity you were commenting on.
Keep in mind, these are the people who know best what guns we do or do not need :


Note that even the guy from MSNBC thinks she's an idiot.





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Re: Today, I Resigned!
« Reply #5 on: Today at 03:50:30 PM »
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MikeBjerum

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Re: Today, I Resigned!
« Reply #5 on: February 20, 2013, 01:29:42 PM »
No Tom, if you can't pick out the sarcasm you deserve what you get in this playpen we call home  ;D
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Re: Today, I Resigned!
« Reply #6 on: February 20, 2013, 01:32:51 PM »
Well, I have an excuse, I didn't know what the other 3 groups were.  ;D
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Re: Today, I Resigned!
« Reply #7 on: February 20, 2013, 02:56:27 PM »
Actually, I think Greasy Joe has just justified carrying shotguns for self defense. 

Of course, they will need to be shortened and with pistol grip only stocks so they are convenient enough to carry where you would usually carry a pistol.



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Re: Today, I Resigned!
« Reply #8 on: February 20, 2013, 03:30:57 PM »
You know, both Biden and Elmer Fudd prefer double barrels.  Coincidence?
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Re: Today, I Resigned!
« Reply #9 on: February 20, 2013, 06:50:07 PM »
Quote from: brushmore on February 20, 2013, 03:30:57 PM
You know, both Biden and Elmer Fudd prefer double barrels.  Coincidence?

Hmmmm, could be.  

Biden obviously gained his extensive firearms knowledge by watching Bugs Bunny.

What's up doc?

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