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Teresa Heilevang

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Turtle Man
« on: May 12, 2008, 12:20:47 AM »
Can you say ..Redneck?  ;D ;D


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Re: Turtle Man
« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2008, 02:38:52 AM »
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Re: Turtle Man
« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2008, 03:01:53 AM »
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Re: Turtle Man
« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2008, 09:40:28 AM »
I just got home from work and am a little tired and may have missed what planet he said he was from. Somebody call NASA cause we got a winner!
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Re: Turtle Man
« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2008, 11:47:19 AM »
You got that right.. LOL
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Re: Turtle Man
« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2008, 02:25:36 PM »
I already posted my biggest hand grabbed catfish somewhere here, but the NC snappers are about 50% bigger than those on the clip, and I've gotten fond of my fingers in later years. Love to see him try one of our 20 pounders. He'd sure be hollerin' then I'll bet!! ;D
Fun to watch though.
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Re: Turtle Man
« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2008, 02:55:34 PM »
All great redneck stories start with "I was drinkin' a beer...", and usually end with "hey, y'all...watch this".
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Re: Turtle Man
« Reply #7 on: May 12, 2008, 07:54:40 PM »
M'ette,

He said he's from Kentucky. Is he going to be at the Outdoor Channel Booth with you guys?

If so I'll be somewhere else.

Don't be giving rednecks a bad name.
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Re: Turtle Man
« Reply #8 on: May 12, 2008, 09:17:26 PM »
You know this guy is for real ... no one can make this stuff up !
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Re: Turtle Man
« Reply #9 on: May 12, 2008, 09:23:37 PM »
I can't believe he's still got more fingers than teeth!, Here in NC, some of the local folk call them cooters and throw them in the back of the truck and eat 'em.

Look for the bubbles...  ;D
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